Blue the talking dog
A young Louisiana lad goes off to LSU, but about
1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all
of the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy.
"Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are
coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at LSU that will
teach our dog Ole Blue how
to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How
do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000," the boy says.
"I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends
the dog and the $1,000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out.
The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but
you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this
program that the! y've implemented a new one to
teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to
do to get him in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His
father sends the money.
The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year,
his father will find out that the dog can neither talk,
nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his
father is all excited.
"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him
talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before
we left to drive home, Ole Blue was
in the living room kicked back in the recliner, reading
the Morning Advocate, like he usually does.
"Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' round
with that little redhead who lives on Oak
Street'?"
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that SOB before
he t! alks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all
of the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy.
"Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are
coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at LSU that will
teach our dog Ole Blue how
to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How
do I get him in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000," the boy says.
"I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends
the dog and the $1,000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out.
The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but
you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this
program that the! y've implemented a new one to
teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to
do to get him in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His
father sends the money.
The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year,
his father will find out that the dog can neither talk,
nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his
father is all excited.
"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him
talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before
we left to drive home, Ole Blue was
in the living room kicked back in the recliner, reading
the Morning Advocate, like he usually does.
"Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' round
with that little redhead who lives on Oak
Street'?"
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that SOB before
he t! alks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
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