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  • TooBig
    It would be a damn good start.[:D][}:)]
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  • needmyguns
    im with ya on that
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  • raingauge
    I'm with you. Maybe someone knows for sure, I was under the impression the IRS was not really a legal entity anyway, was supposed to be abolished after the Big war, tax was supposed to be temporary. I will see if I can find the source I got that from. As in, why are we supporting something illegal, anyway?
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  • ChetStafford
    First and foremost I would deport all illegal and station 100,000 troops on the border and they would have orders to shoot anyone trying to enter the country illegally

    Second I would repeal all gun control laws

    Third I would have a hog roast on the white house lawn[;)]

    fourth I would put a 1 year cap on all welfare programs

    well that is enough for now this could get real long and drawn out
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  • Zebra
    1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
    to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort
    to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
    to the army. The people who need
    it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
    saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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  • Highball
    quote:1.fire any politician, voting or creating any laws contrary to the constitution and prosecute them for treason
    This I would change slightly;
    1.fire any politician, or Judge voting or creating any laws contrary to the constitution and prosecute them for treason.
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  • DancesWithSheep
    I would make them restore Reese Cups to their original size. Now, two of them together are smaller than one of the originals. What the hell is up with that? Oh, and for sure dump Madden and Michaels. Then I'd fix the illegal immigration problem by banning leaf blowers and automotive ground lighting effects.
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  • A J Christ
    1. Get rid of ALL politicians and start over. Term limits apply. Congress meets for 1 month in spring and 1 month in the fall.

    2. Agree with the flat tax and in the amounts suggested above. The government must live within their means.

    3. Not sure of a good way to get everyone access to good affordable health care but would start by eliminating a lot of the administrative BS. Make some drastic changes with the drug companies too. What's with all these new drug stores popping up on every other corner? They ain't building them from selling film, batteries and mouth wash.

    4. Rethink and re-negotiate all of our trade treaties. I think we got shafted on most of them.

    5. No welfare, public assistance, tax breaks for illegals. If they live here, they pay taxes, learn to speak English. Any funds leaving the country gets taxed to the tune of 35%.

    6. Any government official from dog catcher on up who abuses his authority, especially a police officer, is severely punished.

    Aw heck, I could go on for days on this. We really have to have some changes and quick before it is too late.
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  • iceracerx
    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the Lawyers."
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  • kyplumber
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the Lawyers."

    +1
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  • sarge_3ad
    I would prosecute all politicians for trashing our Constittuion.

    I would declare the United States bankrupt and tell all those countries that we are paying reparations to, and the federal reserve to go "F" themselves.

    I would repeal all gun laws as unconstitutional.

    I would eliminate the IRS and end the illegal income tax. I would only have a national sales tax. That is the only fair tax. Example, if you could only afford hot dogs because you are poor then you only pay a small amount in tax. If you can afford steak and caviar you pay more.

    I would eliminate the NEA and the dumbing down of our students and youth. I would bring back the basic three "R's", phonics, geography, handwriting, and spelling.

    I would deport illegals and put our military on the border.

    I would give welfare recipients one year to get back on their feet.

    Anyone who wants to be a politician would not be able to own any stock, especially in oil. They could buy stock after they left office, because there would be term limits, and no hefty retirement benefits.

    I would punish corporations who send their manufacturing overseas. I would have such high tariffs on incoming goods that they would have to relocate home and hire Americans to build their products. No more NAFTA, and I'm tired of seeing Americans building communists Chinas economy, just so they can build their army and come over to kick our ass.

    I would make it illegal for any foriegner to own US soil or property.

    I know there are more I would want to do, but I went over my 4 limit. It's time for Americans to take back America and rebuild the infastructure so we can remain the best place to live in the world and the most powerful. Get rid of the UN, and forget about the rest. Time to think about number 1!
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  • Jacob2008
    order that they pay back everyone in which they have ripped a new butt hole to, and make those who are doing it live a poor mans life.
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  • ChetStafford
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the Lawyers."


    I did not think of that but I like it

    While we are at it can we just go ahead and waste all of the judges to? We will appoint new one that see it the way it is in the real world [}:)]
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
    I would make them restore Reese Cups to their original size. Now, two of them together are smaller than one of the originals. What the hell is up with that? Oh, and for sure dump Madden and Michaels. Then I'd fix the illegal immigration problem by banning leaf blowers and automotive ground lighting effects.

    I have to agree with you about Madden. Michaels is OK, but if he wants to go with Madden ? ? ?
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  • kimi
    For two: Move the nation's capital and media centers.
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  • woodshermit
    I would put Bush and Cheney in a time machine, send them back to the 60's and draft them into the infantry.
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  • iceracerx
    quote:Originally posted by csjs1194
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the Lawyers."


    I did not think of that but I like it

    While we are at it can we just go ahead and waste all of the judges to? We will appoint new one that see it the way it is in the real world [}:)]


    Some of you guys need to go read a bit of Shakespeare
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  • A J Christ
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the Lawyers."

    Except for Matty, maybe. I guess we could vote on that.[}:)]
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  • Warpig883
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the Lawyers."

    Except for Matty, maybe. I guess we could vote on that.[}:)]


    There is not legitimate voting in a dictatorship
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  • Colt Super
    quote:Originally posted by iceracerx
    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the Lawyers."


    Profoundly true.

    Doug
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  • kimi
    quote:Originally posted by woodshermit
    I would put Bush and Cheney in a time machine, send them back to the 60's and draft them into the infantry.


    To be led by John Kerry and his idol Hanoi Jane on a recon combat mission of Hamburger Hill, or into Hue City proper to kick off Tet of 68? [8D]
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