They Walk Among Us and They Vote
This makes you go hummmm...
I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'. They're already
buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She
handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk
among us and they vote.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky
and said, 'Where?' They walk among us and they vote.
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in
the North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I
don't keep up with that stuff.' They walk among us and they vote.
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week.'
He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end
the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'
They walk among us and they vote.
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A lady has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They walk
among us and they vote.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?'
They walk among us and they vote.
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding, 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' They walk among us and they vote ..
AND they reproduce!
hummm..........[8D]
I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'. They're already
buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She
handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk
among us and they vote.
==================
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky
and said, 'Where?' They walk among us and they vote.
====================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in
the North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I
don't keep up with that stuff.' They walk among us and they vote.
====================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week.'
He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end
the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'
They walk among us and they vote.
====================
A lady has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They walk
among us and they vote.
====================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?'
They walk among us and they vote.
====================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding, 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' They walk among us and they vote ..
AND they reproduce!
hummm..........[8D]
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"While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north"
How could a guy ever not know which way is north?0 -
um...."city people"
need i say more?0 -
quote:Originally posted by tatercats
um...."city people"
need i say more?
Yep, city people... that explains it.0 -
quote:How could a guy ever not know which way is north?
... it does get a little problematic up in Pt. Barrow.[:D]0 -
..."stuck on stupid", people. Common sense isn't/SHOULDN'T be reflected by one's geographical location...[;)] 
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[:D][:D][:D] They post too! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by sav99
"While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north"
How could a guy ever not know which way is north?
Have you ever driven to Superior, WI? Your head tells you that the lake is east, but in reality it's north. It's a very very confusing city that way, but it's easy to get to where you're going.0 -
quote: um...."city people"
I have known some "country folk" that are "dumber than rocks"....
quote:Have you ever driven to Superior, WI? Your head tells you that the lake is east, but in reality it's north. It's a very very confusing city that way, but it's easy to get to where you're going.
In total agreement...have driven it many times..0 -
Wouldn't living in the city HELP with direction, ya know, with all the freeways?! duh! [:p]
I know, it's okay... you live deep in those woods, don't u?! [:D]0 -
Between watching "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" and "Jaywalking", I figure about 90% of the people walking around unaided are morons.
Here's a little test;
What two metals make the alloy bronze?
How many centimeters in a meter?
How many troy ounces in a pound?
Name the seven continents?
Why do Mexican Jumping Beans jump?
What ingredients are in a Reuben sandwich?
If you can answer at least five, you're not a moron.[;)]0 -
San Diego's easy.
Mountains to the East.
Ocean to the West.
Mexico to the South.
Los Angeles 125 miles to the North.
... pretty much impossible to get lost here, for
more than ten minutes, anyway.
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funny post though!
texas isn't easy! [:D] it's just big!! could be lost here forever - if u don't read, that is.[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
San Diego's easy.
Mountains to the East.
Ocean to the West.
Mexico to the South.
Los Angeles 125 miles to the North.
... pretty much impossible to get lost here, for
more than ten minutes, anyway.
[8D]
Sounds damn near as bad as Alcatraz! [:D]0
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