Another religious topic
Jesus, Buddha, and Ganesha (the multi-armed, elephant-headed Hindu god) in a no-hold-barred steel cage match. Who wins?
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I think Ganesha would get Jesus in a multi-headlock and go for a first round win, but I dunno, Jesus showed a lot of initiative when he was knocking over the tables of the money changers, He might be a challenge. Buddha would probably just wait it out in the corner. 0 -
a good opener match would be Noah vs. Mohammed 0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
a good opener match would be Noah vs. Mohammed
Issac vs Ishmael might be a better one...but we already know the outcome of that fight.[;)]0 -
Noah will be a "no show". Woodpecker outbreak on the Ark.[:D] 0 -
I was saving Noah and Mohammed for later. I was going to have them bust into the cage when Jesus was knocked out cold and Buddha had the elephant with one shoulder down. Noah would throw a bunch of bees and wasps in Buddha's face, and all the rain water on his clothes would splash on Jesus and revive him. Mohammed would pull out a big knife and be in a position to behead everyone and win, but would first begin one one of those long, rambling, "America the Great Satan" speeches and everybody would have a chance to regroup. 0 -
That ressurection thing would have to be a serious advantage for Jesus. 0 -
Excellent point! Ganesha starts whipping that trunk around and flat decapitates Joseph Smith and Jerry Falwell and then sits on Jesus, and everybody gasps, and then Jesus slowly rises, cracks his knuckles, and gets down to business. Dude, it would be a show. 0 -
good thing it isn't tag team! that would be a mess. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
a good opener match would be Noah vs. Mohammed
Issac vs Ishmael might be a better one...but we already know the outcome of that fight.[;)]
Depends on which book you read.0
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