LITTLE KIDS! ... ya gotta lov'em!
A cute insight into how kids approach life and the
world around them.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his
new baby sister. After awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember
any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you
look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
"I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to
bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off
the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to
open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the,
"Please don't give me this juice again,"
she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without
taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is
he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he
replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His
dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city , but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little
James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew . Tammy
looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the
minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you,
we are but dust." He would have continued but at
that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what IS butt dust?"
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world around them.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his
new baby sister. After awhile he asked: "Mom, Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember
any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you
look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
"I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to
bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off
the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to
open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the,
"Please don't give me this juice again,"
she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without
taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is
he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he
replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His
dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city , but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little
James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew . Tammy
looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the
minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you,
we are but dust." He would have continued but at
that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what IS butt dust?"
[:D]
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Like the time we were in a nursing home visiting my mil, and had a 3yr
old nephew with us. We passed one resident that smiled and greeted us
as we went in, walked down this long hall and was almost to the end
when my nephew turned around and hollered "HEY, MISTER...NICE TEETH".0 -
When my daughter was 3, my ex took her to the store to buy a card for me for Valentine's Day. Because he's a typical, wait-til-the last-moment sort of guy, the card pickings were pretty slim.
She found a card with a bee on the cover, which read "Bee Mine." The bee had those googly stuffed animal eyes, only one of the eyes had fallen off.
She showed it to her dad, he said that it was a nice card, but he pointed out to her that the bee was missing an eye.
My daughter replied, "No, Daddy, he's winking..."
I still have the card.0 -
Hmmm.... A 5yr old Clinton already worried about how to get a woman in bed....[:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
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Three year old to Grandfather who was reading to him, "I like you to read, Grampa, you don't skip pages."
Clouder..0
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