Health education!
Subject: Health Education
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s--t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
The happiest people don't have the best of everything.They just make the best of everything.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s--t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
The happiest people don't have the best of everything.They just make the best of everything.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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