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A Bus of Ugly People

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone h
inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to
enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each
person one wish
because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish
is. "I want to
be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous too" Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous,
but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.


When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing
his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish
will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
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  • stevenrayspeck
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    [:D][:D]
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  • tobefree
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • jethro
    That is too funny!! LOL[:D]
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  • CHEVELLE427
    [:D][:D]
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  • dan kelly
    thats the best one i`ve read in a long time.[:D]
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  • Trader Dave
    That Hits The Spot - Thanks
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