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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]Dayum!!!
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  • frankcastle13
    That is great
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  • Colt Super
    1) What is a "spurge"??

    2) What is a "mastur"??

    Please.

    D.
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  • tobefree
    Now I know why they don't want to fight....
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  • littlema_3
    Me thinks they need to do repair on their weapons more often.. lol
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  • spurgemastur
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    1) What is a "spurge"??

    2) What is a "mastur"??

    Please.

    D.


    A spurge is a plant of the genus Euphorbia. Although not a spurge, a pointsetta is also in the genus Euphorbia. All plants in that family have a sticky, white, carcinogenic, irritant latex.

    Flowering spurge is a horticultural variety of spurge. The 'flowers' are just yellow leaves, much like the red on a pointsetta are just leaves.

    Leafy spurge is a weed from Eurasia that has a particularly potent form of this latex. It infests rangelands and renders them useless as pasture (blisters the cattles mouths). I got my master's degree studying that crap. Why mastur? Well....just for fun I guess.

    Leafy spurge is not unattractive.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_spurge
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  • stevenrayspeck
    [:D][:D][:D] That was great.
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  • Blckhrn
    What does a MS in spurge get on an entry level?
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  • Colt Super
    That was great.

    Has anyone else asked??

    D.
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  • Warbirds
    quote:spurgemastur
    Senior Member

    USA
    1421 Posts

    Posted - 02/22/2007 : 9:07:30 PM Show Profile Email Poster Reply with Quote

    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson

    1) What is a "spurge"??

    2) What is a "mastur"??

    Please.

    D.



    A spurge is a plant of the genus Euphorbia. Although not a spurge, a pointsetta is also in the genus Euphorbia. All plants in that family have a sticky, white, carcinogenic, irritant latex.

    Flowering spurge is a horticultural variety of spurge. The 'flowers' are just yellow leaves, much like the red on a pointsetta are just leaves.

    Leafy spurge is a weed from Eurasia that has a particularly potent form of this latex. It infests rangelands and renders them useless as pasture (blisters the cattles mouths). I got my master's degree studying that crap. Why mastur? Well....just for fun I guess.

    Leafy spurge is not unattractive.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_spurge

    Alright, I'll bite, what does a masters' degree in spurge research have you doing for a 9-5? Or do you have a masters' degree in Cattle blister locations?
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  • spurgemastur
    quote:Originally posted by Dave W.
    quote:spurgemastur
    Senior Member

    USA
    1421 Posts

    Posted - 02/22/2007 : 9:07:30 PM Show Profile Email Poster Reply with Quote

    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson

    1) What is a "spurge"??

    2) What is a "mastur"??

    Please.

    D.



    A spurge is a plant of the genus Euphorbia. Although not a spurge, a pointsetta is also in the genus Euphorbia. All plants in that family have a sticky, white, carcinogenic, irritant latex.

    Flowering spurge is a horticultural variety of spurge. The 'flowers' are just yellow leaves, much like the red on a pointsetta are just leaves.

    Leafy spurge is a weed from Eurasia that has a particularly potent form of this latex. It infests rangelands and renders them useless as pasture (blisters the cattles mouths). I got my master's degree studying that crap. Why mastur? Well....just for fun I guess.

    Leafy spurge is not unattractive.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_spurge

    Alright, I'll bite, what does a masters' degree in spurge research have you doing for a 9-5? Or do you have a masters' degree in Cattle blister locations?


    It's got me doing more research...I'm finishing the Ph.D. Then off for more research as a post-doc (probably). Then into the academy to be a professor (maybe).....or else into the government as a gov't scientist. If I go private sector it'll most likely be in software or hardware design/construction--for (you guessed it) researchers.

    The alternative to this path would have been to work as a resource technician at a national park, or be a botanist for the government or a nonprofit. I'd be making three times my current salary if I was doing that.
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  • elkoholic
    Retreat and surrender from their own weapons...sad...but funny!
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  • William81
    I think they came up just a little short...[;)]
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  • alledan
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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