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The Pastor's Ass
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> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
>pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
>again.
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> The local paper read:
> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
> the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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>
> The next day, the local paper headline read:
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> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
>the donkey.
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> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
>next day:
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> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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> The bishop fainted.
> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
>sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
> The next day the paper read:
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> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
>donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>
> The next day the headlines read:
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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> The bishop was buried the next day.
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> The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can
>bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.
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> So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
>live longer!