Ever Have The Urge To Steal Toilet Paper From The
Local Court House?
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Check out the last name of the person charged with stealing toilet paper.
http://www.local6.com/news/13480294/detail.html
Police: Butts Swiped Toilet Paper From Court
Woman Admits Theft To TV Station
MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa -- A Marshalltown woman faces charges of stealing three rolls of toilet paper from the local courthouse and could get prison time.
Courthouse employees said they thought something was up.
"They said they seem to go through a lot of toilet paper at the courthouse," said Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker.
Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.
The courthouse parking lot attendant said he knew about toilet paper going missing.
"I've heard they call it the toilet paper caper," said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.
Police said they caught up with Butts outside the courthouse Friday, and she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.
Butts told Iowa TV station KCCI that it was the first time she had stolen toilet paper and that her attorney said not talk.....
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Do think THIS was a slow news day!??[:D]
Check out the last name of the person charged with stealing toilet paper.
http://www.local6.com/news/13480294/detail.html
Police: Butts Swiped Toilet Paper From Court
Woman Admits Theft To TV Station
MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa -- A Marshalltown woman faces charges of stealing three rolls of toilet paper from the local courthouse and could get prison time.
Courthouse employees said they thought something was up.
"They said they seem to go through a lot of toilet paper at the courthouse," said Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker.
Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.
The courthouse parking lot attendant said he knew about toilet paper going missing.
"I've heard they call it the toilet paper caper," said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.
Police said they caught up with Butts outside the courthouse Friday, and she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.
Butts told Iowa TV station KCCI that it was the first time she had stolen toilet paper and that her attorney said not talk.....
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Simple case.. with a name like Butt she was the prime suspect.
Judge.. Ms. Butt your Butt will do 100 hours of community service cleaning all the cities restrooms.0 -
2 Ply??? Why your finger would go right thru that[:0] 0
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