toilet humor
it was receintly brought to my attention that toilets in America injure 40,000 people each year. because of this I propose the following:
I think we should start an anti toilet coalition, I was thinking of calling The Brady Center for the Reduction in Toilet Violence, but I think that might already be taken, oh well, we could ban all automatic toilets, silent toilets, high capacity toilets and even fake toilets without an orange cap. All toilets must be locked AT ALL TIMES. Permits are required to purchase and possess toilets, and there is a limit to the number that can be possessed in some states. Transporting toilets without a liscense or modifying existing toilets to one of the banned criteria is 10 years in prison and a revoking of toilet privledges for the rest of ones life. Toilets must be kept out of children's hands at all costs. No child is safe around a toilet, even mentioning the word "toilet" in a public place places one in danger of incarceration.
anyone want to add anything?
I think we should start an anti toilet coalition, I was thinking of calling The Brady Center for the Reduction in Toilet Violence, but I think that might already be taken, oh well, we could ban all automatic toilets, silent toilets, high capacity toilets and even fake toilets without an orange cap. All toilets must be locked AT ALL TIMES. Permits are required to purchase and possess toilets, and there is a limit to the number that can be possessed in some states. Transporting toilets without a liscense or modifying existing toilets to one of the banned criteria is 10 years in prison and a revoking of toilet privledges for the rest of ones life. Toilets must be kept out of children's hands at all costs. No child is safe around a toilet, even mentioning the word "toilet" in a public place places one in danger of incarceration.
anyone want to add anything?
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Toilets don't hurt people....
Leaving the toilet lid up hurts people.
In my house, anyway.0 -
They should have seat belts. Someone could fall off and break something. 0 -
I hurt other people using a toilet all the time.
My wife politely calls it, "Killing the bathroom."
When we were at my in-laws over the Christmas holiday, she screams from one end of the house, "WHY DID YOU KILL THE BATHROOM?!?!?!?!"
I reply to my father-in-law, "You know, women just don't appreciate what men have made into a fine art over a period of thousands of years..."
He and I had a good laugh. So did his wife.0 -
I have a picture that was sent to me of a woman injuried by a toilet, her posterior is split from hip to hip. Very graphic picture of the injury and I'm not gonna post it here. I would join your "Reduction In Toilet Violence" group and we could make signs and march out in front of the Brady Center.
But they wouldn't listen to facts or reason, so why bother.0 -
only 1 flush per actuation of the handle! we can't allow ppl to get "sprayed" with.. uuhh.. water
all toilets must be ballistics tested before they can be sold.
can't sell toilet paper to anybody under 18.
mandatory potty training to get a license.
ban port-a-pottys.0 -
ban cheap "saturday night specials"
ban "high powered" sniper toilets
of course, the all the other bans on high capacity, low capacity, too long or too short, and evil plastic toilets won't leave any toilets left! hee hee hee! then only the police will own toilets!0 -
hey! did you hear that somebody broke into the police station and stole all their toilets?
the cops don't have anything to go on0 -
Since I once almost got it by a flying porta toilet that came off the back of a truck. Transportation of toilets should be banned. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
hey! did you hear that somebody broke into the police station and stole all their toilets?
the cops don't have anything to go on
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What a sh__ty thread[:D][:D] 0
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