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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
    do any of you name your guns???

    we just got a mosin and she just decided to name it "svetlana".
    what's your guns name?


    What about Silvia, after Silvia Saint the adult film star?
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Yes and no...I named my M1A "SOCOM" (to avoid M1A/M14 arguments between me and my brother), I named my Savage "My -06", I named my Benelli "Benelli", 1911 "1911" High Standard "High Standard", AK "AK"...you get the idea.
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  • ljwrench
    Never named a gun but I used to name my trucks/cars. Barney tree stomper and the Anvil comes mind. Had a friend with a car named Wang Dang. Ah, the good ole days.
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  • aramisvi
    christy canyon, traci lords, and jenna jameson were all a big no. so i stopped trying.

    i did suggest petra, then i had to say it was from the supermodel, and got a "hell no" back.
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by ljwrench
    Wang Dang

    ...Doodle?

    For those of you who know who Savoy Brown was(or now is...Foghat)

    Our Element is named Homer(from the Simpsons)
    The Miata was names Mia
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  • LaidbackDan
    Just my fingers, toes, and other appendage. My guns name themselves.
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  • aramisvi
    my cars name is "thor"
    hers is "dusty"
    never named a gun before. it's a call back to her army days. "bertha" was her m16.
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  • Mk 19
    quote:Yes and no...I named my M1A "SOCOM" (to avoid M1A/M14 arguments between me and my brother), I named my Savage "My -06", I named my Benelli "Benelli", 1911 "1911" High Standard "High Standard", AK "AK"...you get the idea.

    Wow Zulu, your so original, I bet you got all A's in creative writing [:o)]
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  • zipperzap
    I've got one - an old flat top Ruger that I can never hit anything with!
    I don't know it's real name but I've yelled 'Jesus H. Christ' so many times
    while trying to hit something with it, it's called 'The Jesus Gun,' for short![:o)]

    ... to keep the religious zealot purists at bay, let's go with the Spanish
    pronunciation of the name.[:D]
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    I've got one - an old flat top Ruger that I can never hit anything with!
    I don't know it's real name but I've yelled 'Jesus H. Christ' so many times
    while trying to hit something with it, it's called 'The Jesus Gun,' for short![:o)]

    ... to keep the religious zealot purists at bay, let's go with the Spanish
    pronunciation of the name.[:D]


    Naw, "He Sus" Just doesn't roll of the tongue as well.
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  • aramisvi
    zip...you're a pip there boss.
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  • Colt Super
    .44 Mag = "...and I am become death."

    D.
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  • jc_crazyhorse
    I have a S&W .44 Magnum that we have always called the Dirty Harry gun. Not original by any means, but that's always been it's name.
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  • jbw1776
    My AR is named LaKriesha.[:I] (I'm not kiddin')

    Because she's black and beautiful![:D][8D]

    Ben
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  • nyforester
    USP 45 Compact that I carry everyday. His name is
    Buford - named after Buford T Justice from "Smokey and the Bandit"
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I bet if someone comes uninvited into my home they will name them "O-SH_ _ "![:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • tobefree
    Ole Tick Licker.....my Remington nail driver!!!
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  • ripley16
    "Pookie Lips"... I name them all "Pookie Lips" 'cause it rolls off the tongue and is easy to remember. My wife thinks I'm refering to her when I go "Ahhh, Pookie Lips, you are so sexy!" I'll never tell.[:D]
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    My Remington 870 super magnum 3.5" 12 gauge turkey gun is named the "SNOT-KNOCKER", because it is ether going to knock the snot out of the bird or who ever is pulling the trigger.[:D]

    Trinity +++
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  • chollagardens
    [}:)]I have one called "Rosie ODonnal Monday morning PMS"[}:)] If they can PC firearms into Assault Weapons and jungle into rain forest I can un PC stuff.
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  • mrseatle
    No but I was thinking about naming the Robots. #1, #2, #3 is so boring.

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  • Colonel Plink
    I call my Smith 28-2 "Ol' Betsy".

    After Barney Fife's best girl.
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  • fugawe
    My old Mk1 has always been 'Mr Ruger'.
    Rem. 700 .375H&H is 'Tink', short for 'Tinkerbelle'.
    My Ruger #1 45-70 is 'Sledgehammer'.
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  • frankcastle13
    I call my Sig Sauer p226 "My sig" and the other guns either by make or caliber. I don't know if this counts or not.
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  • KrinkovMan
    My ak's name is Zombie Slayer lol sike its name is Wasr 10
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  • aramisvi
    tinkerbelle?

    no worse than svetlana i guess.
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  • Rockatansky
    caliber-number, for instance, 9mm - 01, or 7.62x39 - 01, etc.
    but i am engineer, i am better coming up (and remembering) with numbers than names [:I]

    add: besides, of course these ones:

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    yeah yeah, i know, twice in one day [:p]
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  • dcinffxva
    quote:Originally posted by jbw1776
    My AR is named LaKriesha.[:I] (I'm not kiddin')

    Because she's black and beautiful![:D][8D]

    Ben




    I think I'm going to call my Tec-9 that.....It hardly ever works [}:)]
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  • bobski
    most common gun name is ....P.O.S..
    i dont own pos's anymore. do you?[:p]
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