I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the
awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries, then
> Tax his tears.
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
> Which he's laid.
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing
> License Tax
> Food License Tax,
> Fuel permit tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Interest expense
> Inventory tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service charge taxes
> Social Security Tax
> Road usage taxes
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone federal excise tax
> Telephone federal universal service fee tax
> Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
> Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
> Telephone
> recurring and non-recurring charges tax
> Telephone state and local tax
> Telephone usage charge tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1" for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
'unknown author'
awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries, then
> Tax his tears.
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> Find other ways
> To tax his ass
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him some more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
> Which he's laid.
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> Its time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CDL license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing
> License Tax
> Food License Tax,
> Fuel permit tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Interest expense
> Inventory tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service charge taxes
> Social Security Tax
> Road usage taxes
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone federal excise tax
> Telephone federal universal service fee tax
> Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
> Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
> Telephone
> recurring and non-recurring charges tax
> Telephone state and local tax
> Telephone usage charge tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle License Registration Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1" for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
'unknown author'
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I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
I don't know about around the world 100 times but it has been posted here at least half a dozen times.0 -
well i guess we only have to seeit 94 more times
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i liked it . it was the first time i saw it 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kristov
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
I don't know about around the world 100 times but it has been posted here at least half a dozen times.
You got links?0 -
We became a new country because of taxes. Don't they understand this? 0 -
KEEP POSTING IT PLEASE!!
There's still few that haven't got the message.
quote:I don't know about around the world 100 times but it has been posted here at least half a dozen times.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
quote:Originally posted by kristov
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
I don't know about around the world 100 times but it has been posted here at least half a dozen times.
You got links?
Here is one from three years ago (it probably been around the world fifty times at that time). Do you want all of them Don?
http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97936&SearchTerms=taxes
http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=73890&SearchTerms=taxes0 -
Here is the very first reference to a tax inside what are currently the confines of the United States that I could find.
http://www.ustreas.gov/education/fact-sheets/taxes/state-local.shtml
Real property tax has, however, a long history. In 1646, the Massachusetts Bay Colony began taxing settlers who owned property. After independence, many states started to tax property. As time passed, local communities took over the power to tax property. Today, property tax is usually paid to a local government, a school district, a county government, or a water district, but not to a state.
360+ years of people in charge picking our pockets is not news. Getting someone to put a stop to this theft would be!0 -
I had not seen it. Pretty cool and makes you wonder if there is anything that can be done. I feel a lot like the horse in the trailor on the way to the glue factory as the pigs laugh it up in the farmer's home. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by kristov
quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
quote:Originally posted by kristov
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
I don't know about around the world 100 times but it has been posted here at least half a dozen times.
You got links?
Here is one from three years ago (it probably been around the world fifty times at that time). Do you want all of them Don?
http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97936&SearchTerms=taxes
http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=73890&SearchTerms=taxes
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