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Mrs. Plaid's Advice for Today

Captplaid
Brush your teeth BEFORE you poop.
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  • MVP
    That seems like the proper order to me.
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  • fishermanben
    sorry the correct order is: poop>shower>shave>brush teeth>apply deoderant>comb hair>get dressed>light cigarette>go to work>log onto gunbroker.

    Ben
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  • SuburbanNoize
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    sorry the correct order is: poop>shower>shave>brush teeth>apply deoderant>comb hair>get dressed>light cigarette>go to work>log onto gunbroker.

    Ben


    sorry the correct order is:*light cigarette>poop>shower>shave>brush teeth>apply deoderant>comb hair>get dressed>light cigarette>go to work>log onto gunbroker.

    *only applies if you are waking up for the beginning of your day.
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  • Captplaid
    She's pooped twice today. I'm telling her that's enough reason to call in sick. She has 5 paid sick days before she has to quit in 6 weeks.

    She went to work against my advice.
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  • SuburbanNoize
    id use one a week.
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  • dongizmo
    I'd poop at work, somewhere where they won't find it for awhile[}:)][}:)][:0][:D]
    Don
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  • sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    I'd poop at work, somewhere where they won't find it for awhile[}:)][}:)][:0][:D]
    Don


    The CEO's desk. They are never there. Usually sucking up to someone on a golf course.
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  • oldgunner
    Well, I'm of course above all that. I don't poop, brush my teeth, shower or go to work...I did shave once though. My legs are still sensitive...
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    sorry the correct order is: poop>shower>shave>brush teeth>apply deoderant>comb hair>get dressed>light cigarette>go to work>log onto gunbroker.

    Ben


    sorry the correct order is:*light cigarette>poop>shower>shave>brush teeth>apply deoderant>comb hair>get dressed>light cigarette>go to work>log onto gunbroker.

    *only applies if you are waking up for the beginning of your day.



    i smoke fist thing, as well. slammed89swb HATES it! [:0][}:)]
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    sorry the correct order is: poop>shower>shave>brush teeth>apply deoderant>comb hair>get dressed>light cigarette>go to work>log onto gunbroker.

    Ben


    sorry the correct order is:*light cigarette>poop>shower>shave>brush teeth>apply deoderant>comb hair>get dressed>light cigarette>go to work>log onto gunbroker.

    *only applies if you are waking up for the beginning of your day.



    It took her a year to break her of that habit of smoking the cigarette. Surgeries are a great time to quit. She just doesn't feel like smoking when she feels so miserable.
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  • tobefree
    That reminds me I ain't had my bath yet this summer!!!! Water should be warm enough by now...I run outside and check!!!
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  • He Dog
    I don't smoke, I'm still in bed.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I don't smoke, I'm still in bed.


    Ever since you got that mirror on the ceiling...
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I don't smoke, I'm still in bed.


    Ever since you got that mirror on the ceiling...



    I thought Hedoggie got his mirror on the floor...
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