there's something you don't see everyday
stop eating before you proceed
so i'm driving home from work, i'm taking the long route home in hopes of running into a roadside sale or discount roses for v-day, and had to cut through a hood to get there, i see what appeared to be a hooker across the road, as she was walking she just shot out a good load of vomit, never missed a stride as if it where perfectly normal, i wish i could have gotten it on tape, i just thought to myself, wow i guess she was full
so i'm driving home from work, i'm taking the long route home in hopes of running into a roadside sale or discount roses for v-day, and had to cut through a hood to get there, i see what appeared to be a hooker across the road, as she was walking she just shot out a good load of vomit, never missed a stride as if it where perfectly normal, i wish i could have gotten it on tape, i just thought to myself, wow i guess she was full
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I'm sure she'd just had her fix of black tar, and was feeling right as rain.[:(][V]
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Why in the hell would you want to video tape that? 
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Gee,.....I'm really sorry you didn't get that on tape![xx(]
Where in the world do some of you guys live?[:0]0 -
if you would have seen it you would realize how funny it was
quote:Where in the world do some of you guys live?
the closer you are to a big city the more this crapola is normal0 -
You sure it was vomit?[}:)][:D]
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
stop eating before you proceed
so i'm driving home from work, i'm taking the long route home in hopes of running into a roadside sale or discount roses for v-day, and had to cut through a hood to get there, i see what appeared to be a hooker across the road, as she was walking she just shot out a good load of vomit, never missed a stride as if it where perfectly normal, i wish i could have gotten it on tape, i just thought to myself, wow i guess she was full0 -
quote:Originally posted by gbeggrow
You sure it was vomit?[}:)][:D]
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
stop eating before you proceed
so i'm driving home from work, i'm taking the long route home in hopes of running into a roadside sale or discount roses for v-day, and had to cut through a hood to get there, i see what appeared to be a hooker across the road, as she was walking she just shot out a good load of vomit, never missed a stride as if it where perfectly normal, i wish i could have gotten it on tape, i just thought to myself, wow i guess she was full
i didn't stop to verify it, but it did look an awful much like linda blair in the first exorcist, same color, and trajectory0 -
gross! that reminds me of a joke but i wouldn't dare let the words cross these innocent lips. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
gross! that reminds me of a joke but i wouldn't dare let the words cross these innocent lips.
whisper it to me, and I'll tell an adult.
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quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
gross! that reminds me of a joke but i wouldn't dare let the words cross these innocent lips.
whisper it to me, and I'll tell an adult.
Ben
butt head [:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
gross! that reminds me of a joke but i wouldn't dare let the words cross these innocent lips.
i bet it ends "no but the guy before you was"0 -
quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
I'm sure she'd just had her fix of black tar, and was feeling right as rain.[:(][V]
Ben
Nausea from opiates is for rookies. [B)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
gross! that reminds me of a joke but i wouldn't dare let the words cross these innocent lips.
i bet it ends "no but the guy before you was"
i thought you knew. hehe...
still gross though!0 -
I guess she couldn't hold her _______! 0 -
Just imagin if you could have enjoyed that moment with her in the saddle[:0] 0
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