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A J Christ
I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

[:D][}:)][8D][;)][:D][:0]
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  • dan kelly
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."

    Got a call center in Pakistan.

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

    [:D][}:)][8D][;)][:D][:0]


    I was depressed one night and called suicide helpline

    got a call center in Durham, NC

    I told them I was having suicidal thoughts.

    They asked if I was pregnant.
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  • savage170
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."

    Got a call center in Pakistan.

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

    [:D][}:)][8D][;)][:D][:0]
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • jimdeere
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    I was depressed last night so I called "Lifeline."

    Got a call center in Pakistan.

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

    [:D][}:)][8D][;)][:D][:0]

    Well, can you?
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  • Permanently deleted user
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    got me! [:D]
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  • Sav99
    [8D][:D][:D]
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    That one's going to work tomorrow!!![:D][:D][:D]
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  • pickenup
    They put me on hold. [:(]
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • Zebra
    That's a good one AJ [8D][8D]
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  • William81
    [:)][:D][8D]...I spewed coffee all over my monitor...That is funny stuff
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  • Blade Slinger
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][8D]
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