Ode to Retirees
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, of its own accord, from my treasurers it would spring,
But now I have a full time job, to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave,
For every morning it would stand and watch me shave.
As old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its withered head and watch me tie my shoes.
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, of its own accord, from my treasurers it would spring,
But now I have a full time job, to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave,
For every morning it would stand and watch me shave.
As old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its withered head and watch me tie my shoes.
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So true anyway that's what I have been told by the old farts here[:D][:p][:0] 0 -
my days of excitement have long gone away....put out to pasture like an old dray....when a pretty girl once passed me by....capt'n willie pointed up to the sky....now that old age has left me bereft....mr. wiggly can only hang right or left....medical marvels like pills or pumps....should lift my spirits from the dumps....if only medicare would ease my pain....by sending a check to implant my drain....i know life would once again be bright...as my old buddy could aim towards the light 0 -
Ah Ha! So this is what the Secular-Progressives have in mind to replace the Three Little Pigs at nursery school! 0 -
quote: So true anyway that's what I have been told by the old farts here
Take it from an "old fart" - it's the truth!!!!0 -
I met an old guy once who mentioned he was impotent, and then shrugged. He said, "I'm satisfied, though. I'd hate to die with one more woody left." 0
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