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How to sleep well at deer camp

oldnbald
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dale because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.The first guy slept with Dale and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said,"Man, what happened to you?" He said, " Dale snored so loudly, I Just sat up and watched him all night."The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, samething--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said,"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Dale shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."The third night was Chad 's turn. Chad was a big burly ex-lineman ; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't Believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dale into bed,patted his ass and kissed him good night. Dale sat up and watched me all night.
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D]
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  • phideaux4886
    lol
    love it!
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  • dan kelly
    [:D]
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  • CHEVELLE427
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • rja72
    [:D][:D][:D]

    I wish it were time to go back to deer camp.
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  • rustyh
    I better be careful. I snore like Dale.
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