Everything I know I learned from a tree.......

1. It's important to have roots
2. In today's complex world it's important to branch out.
3. Don't pine away over old flames.
4. If you really believe in something don't be afraid to go out on a limb.
5. Be flexible so you don't break when harsh winds blow.
6. If you want to maintain accurate records, keep a log.
7. To be politically correct, don't wear firs.
8. Grow where you are planted.
9. It is perfectly okay to be a late bloomer.
10. Avoid people who like to cut you down.
11. Get all spruced up when you have a hot date.
12. Be sure to cover you ash in the winter.
13. When the party gets boring, just get up and leaf.
14. As you approach the autumn of life you can show your true colors.
15. It is more important to honest than poplar.