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HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING PASSENGERS ON A PLANE

zipperzap
This really works!
[:D]



If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
6. Then hit this link < http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf >

Happy flying
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  • Warbirds
    That will be added to my "favorites" for just such an occassion!
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  • wsfiredude
    funny, until someone sees it, takes it seriously, and stabs you in the neck with a plastic airline fork.[xx(]
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  • tazzer
    g thanks now i have to clean my key board [:D][:D][:D]
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  • stevenrayspeck
    [:D][:D][:D]... Good one Zip!
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  • zipperzap
    I forgot #7.

    ... always wear a stiff priest's collar when doing this.
    [:D]
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  • wsfiredude
    always wear a stiff priest's collar when doing this.


    good one[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • dan kelly
    that would get you 3 months behind bars here [xx(]the airlines and the cops dont have a sense of humour anymore[V]
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by dan kelly
    that would get you 3 months behind bars here [xx(]the airlines and the cops dont have a sense of humour anymore[V]

    It would get you at least that here too. Back when hijacking was the national sport, one guy got to spend a few days in jail while they checked him out. All he did was say "Hi Jack" to a fellow he knew who was named Jack.

    It is a funny joke though. To bad you can't use it.
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  • zipperzap
    Maybe *I* can't ... but I know a nasty Iranian who might just fall for it!

    Wouldn't be THAT hard to rig his laptop - and he flies quite often!
    [}:)][}:)][}:)]
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  • dan kelly
    [}:)][}:)][}:)]...zipper...you got the same sense of humour as me!!
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]


    [}:)][}:)][}:)]hahahahaha hehehehehahaha hardy har ha![:p]
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  • Zebra
    Any idea what the funny alphabet words say?? [:D][:D]
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  • moonshine
    quote:Wouldn't be THAT hard to rig his laptop - and he flies quite often!



    GO FOR IT
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