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You closed the bar last and woke up next to...

tobefree
Hillary Clinton.
Would you...
1. Play Monica and spill your guts.
2. Be too freaking embarassed to admit it.
3. Be worried that she has now been with a man that don't need a cigar and wants more.
4. Be in love!!!!
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  • lpaalp
    I need more choices. Something which includes throwing up would be good.
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  • opieone
    #5. Throw up, hit it one more time, then throw her out.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    get photographs, and become a millionaire
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  • Fatstrat
    1st thing I'd is check to make sure "the boys" are still in place and not in her purse or nightstand. Then throw a Quarter on the bed and beatfeet out of there.
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  • Flyin_Paulie
    Mother-up to her. Maybe she'd let you decorate the new White house.[:D][8D]
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  • mrseatle
    ...wouldn't she have eaten you by this point?
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    get photographs, and become a millionaire

    +1 How much would Penthouse pay for that....
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  • smellslikemichigan
    try to edge bill out of the "first man" position
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  • l3to
    Mushroom stamp.


    p.s. if you don't know I aint tell'n
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by l3to
    Mushroom stamp.


    p.s. if you don't know I aint tell'n



    heck that would have already been photographed right after the dirty sanchez
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  • l3to
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    quote:Originally posted by l3to
    Mushroom stamp.


    p.s. if you don't know I aint tell'n



    heck that would have already been photographed right after the dirty sanchez


    LOL she seems like the kind of lady with a few drinks she would play a rusty trumbone for ya [:I]
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  • smellslikemichigan
    quote:Originally posted by l3to
    Mushroom stamp.


    p.s. if you don't know I aint tell'n

    she'd definitely look good on the campaign trail with a mushroom stamp[:D]
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  • redneckandy
    Is sucidie an option?
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    get photographs, and become a millionaire


    ...And never be seen nor heard from again, Vince...
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  • wundudnee
    Chew my arm off, tuck tail and RUN!
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  • SuburbanNoize
    #5-Check to make sure she didnt have balls!
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  • givette
    Hilary gives me a woody.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:You closed the bar last and woke up next to...

    Hillary Clinton.







    Wishful thinking again huh?
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  • KEVD18
    find a way to turn that into my retirement.

    oh, and find a way to nail chelsea while im in the family.
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  • allen griggs
    http://www.americansubstandard.com/?word=Mushroom Stamp
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  • dan kelly
    yeah? well as the saying goes, if she were asleep on my arm, id chew my arm off rather than wake her up...then id sneak out real quick and have a long, hot shower, then go and get rabies shots![}:)]
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  • p3skyking
    Try some of that back door room politicking the Democrats are so famous for.
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  • tomahawk
    write her a love note ..sign it tobefree..and tiptoe out the back door[:D][:D][:D][}:)]
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
    write her a love note ..sign it tobefree..and tiptoe out the back door[:D][:D][:D][}:)]

    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • alledan
    Call in CNN for a on the spot news story!
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  • rustyh
    Not even funny.......
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by redneckandy
    Is sucidie an option?


    Reckon!!!
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  • JWolf
    ROFL [:D]quote:Originally posted by l3to
    Mushroom stamp.


    p.s. if you don't know I aint tell'n
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  • tobefree
    quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
    write her a love note ..sign it tobefree..and tiptoe out the back door[:D][:D][:D][}:)]


    Now that is Hillaryus!!!
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  • A J Christ
    No way I'd get that drunk
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