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bull300wsm
Subject: A Texas Lady

A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of the Alamo ."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.'' [:0][8D]
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  • Colonel Plink
    I was born and raised in COlorado.

    And that's just funny.
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  • stevenrayspeck
    I was born and raised in Nebraska.

    Oops--- I shouldn't have opened this thread then[:0][:o)][B)]
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  • iluvguns
    I'm not from Texas, but I have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express, and that right there was funny!
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  • kimi
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • medic07
    That theres funny...I dont care who you are.
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  • KSUmarksman
    I'm not from texas, but honestly, if you haven't heard about the Alamo you've been "living" under a rock and should probably just get it over with [:D]
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  • pickenup
    NOT being from Texas, I didn't open this thread.
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  • Johnnylikesguns
    not from texas

    opened anyway and computer did not self destruct!!!
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  • tccox
    I have stayed in a Holiday Inn and have lived in Texas and have actually visited the Alamo. You have to fight another battle getting thru the museum and concession stands selling souiviners. Tom
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  • fishkiller41
    I'm from JOIZEY, and that wasn't the least bit funny.
    Anyone that attended school, past the 5th. grade, should know about "THE ALAMO"...[^]
    I also grew-up on a farm, way, way, out in the sticks..
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  • kimi
    [:D]
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  • cowdoc
    quote:Originally posted by pickenup
    NOT being from Texas, I didn't open this thread.





    +1[;)]
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  • Kodiakk
    Haha that is funny. I moved to Texas about 8 years ago and the thing that strikes me the most about Texas is the arrogance/love of this state by its inhabitants. This joke seems about right. [:D]
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