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  • jimdeere
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
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    YOUNG AND READY FOR FUN

    I am a caring, cute, outgoing young lady. I enjoy working out, dancing, playing pool and working on cars. I am looking for friendships and eventually a relationship. I am very mature for my age and open to any age or race. I am currently working towards an associates degree. I hope to get a 4 year degree. I also am working towards a paralegal certificate. I am looking for someone who is caring, honest, loyal, supportive, open minded and non judgemental. I have learned to look past appearances. I would like to put all this behind me and start a new life after release.


    http://www.womenbehindbars.com/

    That's a deal breaker. She ain't touchin' my car.
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  • Endlss
    Holy crap, great site.
    I'm gonna hide everything sharp, blunt or jagged in my house. Then bolt down all the furniture and valuables. Sleep with non-smothering pillows. Get a kill switch for the car.... then she is all mine.
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  • Rack Ops
    Can you legally have a gun in the house if a felon lives there?
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  • ruger41
    I don't think so--Joey Buttafuco got sent back to jail just for having shotgun shells in his house--but then G. Gordon Liddy always talked about his wife owning the guns to circumvent that lol.
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  • Cubslover
    Wow, she's cute, but...."I have a 60yr sentence." Also, BI.

    http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8460.shtml

    http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8873.shtml
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  • kristov
    Being married is enough like prison not to need bringing in some chick from the slam.
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  • JamesRK
    She's looking for someone who is open minded and nonjudgmental. That disqualifies most of us right there.
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  • A J Christ
    What's she doing time for?
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  • agman1999
    quote:Originally posted by Endlss
    Holy crap, great site.
    I'm gonna hide everything sharp, blunt or jagged in my house. Then bolt down all the furniture and valuables. Sleep with non-smothering pillows. Get a kill switch for the car.... then she is all mine.


    Sounds exactly like my last couple of dates. I'm already prepared! [:D]
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  • zipperzap
    Amazing what a dirty rotten man will drive some of these women to do.

    Sad.
    [:(]
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    Hey, I found my ad in there. I'm going to tell you guys, straight up. I didn't know that chain saw was on.
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  • Henry0Reilly
    Here's one a little scary:
    Release - Life
    Relocate - Yes
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  • CS8161
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    She's looking for someone who is open minded and nonjudgmental. That disqualifies most of us right there.


    Good one![:D][:D][:D]
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by kristov
    Being married is enough like prison not to need bringing in some chick from the slam.
    How's your wife?
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    What's she doing time for?
    Physically emasculating her last boyfriend.
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    What's she doing time for?
    Beastiality.
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  • Horse Plains Drifter
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    She's looking for someone who is open minded and nonjudgmental. That disqualifies most of us right there.
    What are you trying to say James?[;)]
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  • yoshmyster
    Too bad they don't list what they did. Also they seem to have lots of Bi-Sexuals (I suppose it's like a big slummber party and pillow fights with occasional shiving[:D]). Also where are all the Asian chicks at[:D]? Another thing where are all the 18/19 year olds? They don't do time in the big house?
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  • He Dog
    Allen, have you tried meeting ladies at church functions?
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  • allen griggs
    What are you talking about He Dog, these are some good looking chicks on this site.
    If you can overlook the fact that the brunette cutie is doing 60 years because she shoved a butcher knife into her boyfriend's back, you are all set!
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    What are you talking about He Dog, these are some good looking chicks on this site.
    If you can overlook the fact that the brunette cutie is doing 60 years because she shoved a butcher knife into her boyfriend's back, you are all set!



    So just buy a flack jacket and sleep on you stomach. Remember woman who cut her husbands thing off. She cut off the whole thing not just the helmet.
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  • MrOrange
    Back when the Susan Smith thing hit the wires (she likes puppies, Micky Mouse, and rainbows, and thinks of herself as a good Christian) I went and checked out the site she was on.

    http://www.writeaprisoner.com/

    Her ad was long gone, but as some of you have already noticed, a lot of the ads are unintentially hilarious.


    "I consider myself passionate and spontaneous."
    Incarcerated for: Aggravated assault.


    Another favorite:

    Marital Status: Widowed.
    Incarcerated for: First degree murder.

    Yep, connect the dots on that one.
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