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YOUNG AND READY FOR FUN
I am a caring, cute, outgoing young lady. I enjoy working out, dancing, playing pool and working on cars. I am looking for friendships and eventually a relationship. I am very mature for my age and open to any age or race. I am currently working towards an associates degree. I hope to get a 4 year degree. I also am working towards a paralegal certificate. I am looking for someone who is caring, honest, loyal, supportive, open minded and non judgemental. I have learned to look past appearances. I would like to put all this behind me and start a new life after release.
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/
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quote:Originally posted by allen griggs 
YOUNG AND READY FOR FUN
I am a caring, cute, outgoing young lady. I enjoy working out, dancing, playing pool and working on cars. I am looking for friendships and eventually a relationship. I am very mature for my age and open to any age or race. I am currently working towards an associates degree. I hope to get a 4 year degree. I also am working towards a paralegal certificate. I am looking for someone who is caring, honest, loyal, supportive, open minded and non judgemental. I have learned to look past appearances. I would like to put all this behind me and start a new life after release.
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/
That's a deal breaker. She ain't touchin' my car.0 -
Holy crap, great site.
I'm gonna hide everything sharp, blunt or jagged in my house. Then bolt down all the furniture and valuables. Sleep with non-smothering pillows. Get a kill switch for the car.... then she is all mine.0 -
Can you legally have a gun in the house if a felon lives there? 0 -
I don't think so--Joey Buttafuco got sent back to jail just for having shotgun shells in his house--but then G. Gordon Liddy always talked about his wife owning the guns to circumvent that lol. 0 -
Wow, she's cute, but...."I have a 60yr sentence." Also, BI.
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8460.shtml
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Being married is enough like prison not to need bringing in some chick from the slam. 0 -
She's looking for someone who is open minded and nonjudgmental. That disqualifies most of us right there. 0 -
What's she doing time for? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Endlss
Holy crap, great site.
I'm gonna hide everything sharp, blunt or jagged in my house. Then bolt down all the furniture and valuables. Sleep with non-smothering pillows. Get a kill switch for the car.... then she is all mine.
Sounds exactly like my last couple of dates. I'm already prepared! [:D]0 -
Amazing what a dirty rotten man will drive some of these women to do.
Sad.
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Hey, I found my ad in there. I'm going to tell you guys, straight up. I didn't know that chain saw was on. 0 -
Here's one a little scary:
Release - Life
Relocate - Yes0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
She's looking for someone who is open minded and nonjudgmental. That disqualifies most of us right there.
Good one![:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by kristov
Being married is enough like prison not to need bringing in some chick from the slam.
How's your wife?0 -
quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
What's she doing time for?
Physically emasculating her last boyfriend.0 -
quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
What's she doing time for?
Beastiality.0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
She's looking for someone who is open minded and nonjudgmental. That disqualifies most of us right there.
What are you trying to say James?[;)]0 -
Too bad they don't list what they did. Also they seem to have lots of Bi-Sexuals (I suppose it's like a big slummber party and pillow fights with occasional shiving[:D]). Also where are all the Asian chicks at[:D]? Another thing where are all the 18/19 year olds? They don't do time in the big house? 0 -
Allen, have you tried meeting ladies at church functions? 0 -
What are you talking about He Dog, these are some good looking chicks on this site.
If you can overlook the fact that the brunette cutie is doing 60 years because she shoved a butcher knife into her boyfriend's back, you are all set!0 -
quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
What are you talking about He Dog, these are some good looking chicks on this site.
If you can overlook the fact that the brunette cutie is doing 60 years because she shoved a butcher knife into her boyfriend's back, you are all set!
So just buy a flack jacket and sleep on you stomach. Remember woman who cut her husbands thing off. She cut off the whole thing not just the helmet.0 -
Back when the Susan Smith thing hit the wires (she likes puppies, Micky Mouse, and rainbows, and thinks of herself as a good Christian) I went and checked out the site she was on.
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/
Her ad was long gone, but as some of you have already noticed, a lot of the ads are unintentially hilarious.
"I consider myself passionate and spontaneous."
Incarcerated for: Aggravated assault.
Another favorite:
Marital Status: Widowed.
Incarcerated for: First degree murder.
Yep, connect the dots on that one.0
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