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1) "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
2) "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
3) "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." -Drew Carey
4) "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
5) "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
6) "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."- Woody Allen
7) "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
8) "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Matt Barry
9) "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
10) "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
11) "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
12) "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need a LOT more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
13) "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 300SL convertible." - Unknown
2) "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
3) "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." -Drew Carey
4) "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
5) "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield
6) "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."- Woody Allen
7) "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
8) "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Matt Barry
9) "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
10) "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
11) "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - Henry Miller
12) "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need a LOT more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
13) "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 300SL convertible." - Unknown
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This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, azz sex, busy sex, 4 sex, 20 seconds.
Now read it without saying sex.[:D]0 -
Ok you got me[:D] 0 -
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you got me a good one there[:D] 0 -
I gotta get another pastime. Maybe take up juggling knives. 0 -
I read fast. This dumb ass was only occupied for 11 seconds.[:D] 0 -
quote:I read fast. This dumb ass was only occupied for 11 seconds.
I'm rollin over here![:D][:D]0 -
I am sofa king stupid![:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by FrancF
I am sofa king stupid![:D]
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better becareful saxon will change all of your profanities that are misspelled. 0 -
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Only took me 5 seconds though!0 -
quote:Originally posted by chrishiher
better becareful saxon will change all of your profanities that are misspelled.
Yes I already got my fingers slapped today!0
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