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zipperzap
Lenny was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND IT HAD BETTER
BE THERE!!"

The next morning Lenny got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box
in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out
to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Lenny has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him.
[:D]
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  • Gregor62
    Bad Lenny!!!![:D][:D][:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D]
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  • rock,roll,n,load
    That's funny!!
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  • He Dog
    "...and he's still running today."
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  • dkb2003
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    Lenny was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
    angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND IT HAD BETTER
    BE THERE!!"

    The next morning Lenny got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box
    in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out
    to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Lenny has been missing since Friday.

    Please pray for him.
    [:D]

    Ok..im lmao as i type...new joke for monday morning...lolololololololololololololololol...i love it[:p]
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