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bgjohn
When I first went to meet her parents, we were sitting there eating dinner. I had to FART really bad. I was hurting. I slowly let the evil thing slip forth. Oh NO! It was really stinking! The dog was under the table waiting for a treat. Anyway he smelled it and headed for the patio door. They quickly let him out. They blamed the dog for the problem. I loved that dog from then on. I always let him lick my plate after that. Good doggie!
JM[:D]
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  • Dakota308
    [}:)] be glad he was around
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  • zipperzap
    Always good to hear someone keeping the GB standards high!
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  • Nighthawk
    Pooch to the rescue![:I]
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  • tacking1
    that one's a "10"
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  • Fatstrat
    [:D] I ALWAYS blame my farts on the dog. Even if he's across the room. The wife will say "How could be him if he's over there and the fart came from where you are?"
    And I say "He's a fart ventriloquist".
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  • daveald
    ONLY REAL MEN CAN PULL THIS OFF[;)][;)][;)]
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  • needmyguns
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • fishkiller41
    That's the oldest one in the book.
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  • dan kelly
    fart stories and jokes are the best!!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    [:D] I ALWAYS blame my farts on the dog. Even if he's across the room. The wife will say "How could be him if he's over there and the fart came from where you are?"
    And I say "He's a fart ventriloquist".

    Ha, Ha, Ha!
    JM[:D]
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  • RCrosby
    ONLY REAL MEN CAN PULL THIS OFF????
    Hell, a real man would take the fall for the dog, not the other way around.
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  • Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by dan kelly
    fart stories and jokes are the best!!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



    thats only because we cant smell em. [:D]
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  • Johnnylikesguns
    Ever have a fart with a lump in it????
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  • bgjohn
    quote:Originally posted by RCrosby
    ONLY REAL MEN CAN PULL THIS OFF????
    Hell, a real man would take the fall for the dog, not the other way around.


    Normally I would have taken the blame. Or blamed my future mother-in-law. But this time I was on my best behavior.
    JM[B)]
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  • dcinffxva
    As they let the dog out, they shoulda said "Get out before that guy poops on you" [:D]
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  • tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by tacking1
    that one's a "10"


    Oh come on...you guys don't get it?
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  • merlinn
    Farts only stink for the benefit of those who didn't hear them!
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  • lindalecowboy
    Hey Johnnylikesgun, I believe that is called a SHART.....
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Johnnylikesguns
    Ever have a fart with a lump in it????









    Had one with hair and a tooth, does that count?
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