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  • bamafan
    Well, let me go shave a few years off....
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    I'm going to live to be a thousand.


    I WAS looking forward to meeting you and shaking your hand...
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by bamafan
    Well, let me go shave a few years off....


    You're not doing it right!
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  • Colonel Plink
    By Jove, we have a new euphamism..

    "Shavin' a few years off"

    Outstanding.
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    I'm going to live to be a thousand.


    I WAS looking forward to meeting you and shaking your hand...


    No problem, amigo. I'm left eye dominant.

    So I always shoot left-handed.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink

    No problem, amigo. I'm left eye dominant.

    So I always shoot left-handed.



    Andy, don't make me pull this car over!!!

    [:D]
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    Andy, don't make me pull this car over!!!

    [:D]


    I love it when your warnings get increasingly stern.

    It's hot.
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  • bamafan
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    Andy, don't make me pull this car over!!!

    [:D]


    I love it when your warnings get increasingly stern.

    It's hot.




    Ya'll need to go get a room!!
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  • needmyguns
    nice thought matty now just think how many of these fellas are sitting in front of there computers right now just trying to save a few years[:p][:p][:p][:p]
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  • MVP
    pee-wee-herman.jpg
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  • Sperry
    A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.

    Huuh? What about the baby?

    "Shavin' a few years off" goes right up there with Senator Wide Stance's defense.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    pee-wee-herman.jpg



    He would have gotten off if he hadn't gotten off...
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by needmyguns
    just think how many of these fellas are sitting in front of there computers right now just trying to save a few years


    No thanks!!
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  • elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    By Jove, we have a new euphamism..

    "Shavin' a few years off"

    Outstanding.


    Now that is funny!
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  • phideaux4886
    My wife saw a similar report a year or so back saying to avoid prostate cancer we should be having sex like four to five times a week.[:D][:D][:D]
    It lasted about three days and she determined that I was going to die at a younger age.[:(][:(][:(]
    DSM
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  • sarge_3ad
    Thanks for the advice! I'm off now to go check out some porn!
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  • wundudnee
    They told me that I might go blind, so I quit when I needed glasses.

    Now I find out that I may have shortened my life.

    You just can't win.[:(]
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  • FEENIX
    I guess I am going to invest in lotion companies' stocks.
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  • tacking1
    This just in from the wire:

    The USCA (United States Cancer Agency) announces an ad campaign to promote masturbation as a method of avoiding prostate cancer.

    A spokesman for the USCA, Bill Wakofsky, met the press to outline a new ad in response to a study that indicates that ejaculation may remove harmful cancer causing cells from the body.

    Mr. Wakofsky went on to say that while masturbation has long been a taboo topic in polite conversation and he hopes that terms like "jerk off" and "circle jerk" will enter mainstream conversation as indicaters of an effort towards better health.

    "Already", according to Mr. Wakofsky, "several cities have encouraged thier streetwalkers to discount "hand jobs" as well as other (sic) ways of promoting seminal release."

    In addition to the print campaign the USCA will promote this program with radio spots featuring music from Devo and Michael Jackson.
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  • David Nunn
    A friend came down with prostatitis. When some of the ladies at his church found out about it, they cornered his wife and gave her hell for not taking care of him properly. Turns out they should have got onto him for not taking care of himself properly.

    I have the BPH, and I would like to know which method is good for that malady.
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  • spanielsells
    If you can't BEAT them, join them.
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  • spasmcreek
    i suppose now there will be support groups organized for counseling & therapy.....Hi, my name is Bob & i need to get a hand on my problem!!....with consultations from optometrists for the development of eye-hand coordination....and a colonoscopy for those whose problem has gone further south....what about carpal tunnel impediments.....tennis elbow......i could go on for ever....
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  • Blade Slinger
    If that dont BEAT all[:0]
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  • GUNFUNCO
    They say if your wife won't have sex with you, all you have to do is lay down next to her and start doing that. She will jump on because she can't stand to see you having a good time.[:D]
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