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football thru a blonde's eyes

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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  • savage170
    [:D]
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  • HappyNanoq
    Well, DUUUUUH, and she might have paid 50 DOLLARS for one of those seats... just to see them fight over a quarter...
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    Well, DUUUUUH, and she might have paid 50 DOLLARS for one of those seats... just to see them fight over a quarter...


    $50??????????????

    When was the last time you went to a pro football game?[:o)]

    $50 for 50 yardline seats might have been 25 years ago!

    Now $50 and your lucky to get nose bleed seats!
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  • HappyNanoq
    your kind of football ... or any kind for that matter... doesn't interest me.

    Point was - she could have paid a heck of a lot more money to see them fight over a quarter.
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  • glyn
    Gotta be truthfull dont know anyone would pay that sort of money to watch gridiron when you can watch a real mans game Rugby both union and league or Australian rules football.
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