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  • tomahawk
    Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats in an airplane.
    One man says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that time will pass faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The other passenger, who had just opened a good book, closed it slowly, took off his glasses and asked, "What would you like to discuss?"

    The first man answers, "Oh, I don't know. How about nuclear
    power?"

    The other man says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A
    horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same food, but the deer excretes pellets, thecow excretes big patties, and the horse clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

    The first man answered, "I don't know."

    The second man said, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"


    Quod principi placuit legis habet vigorem.Semper Fidelis
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  • dongizmo
    You want some of this icon_folder_new_locked.gif?
    I'll give you intelligent conversation[}:)][:D][:0]...
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  • beneteau
    And, in the back seat.
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  • catpealer111
    Ah, memories of a '32 Ford and the rumble seat.
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  • tomahawk
    Originally posted by dongizmo
    You want some of this icon_folder_new_locked.gif?
    I'll give you intelligent conversation[}:)][:D][:0]...
    [/quotee[


    shhhhhhhhh[:o)][;)][:D]
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  • moonshine
    "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00."


    "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one."


    "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.


    "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"


    "If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."


    "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."


    "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."


    "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it."


    "I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas ."


    "Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President."


    "I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."


    "It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."


    "It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."


    "Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."


    "I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."


    "Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress."


    "The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."


    "There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel."


    "No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35.00 a day in the hospital it's too rich for my blood."


    "If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."
    [/quote]
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  • jwb267
    ahhhhhhhhh the good ol daze[:o)]
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  • Colt Super
    '47 Ford DeLuxe Business Coupe...no back seat, but a nice wide front seat...and the shifter was on the steering column!!

    Hod the choice of 4 or 5 local drive ins.

    Doug
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  • Colt Super
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    '47 Ford DeLuxe Business Coupe...no back seat, but a nice wide front seat...and the shifter was on the steering column!!

    Had the choice of 4 or 5 local drive ins.

    Doug


    * spelling
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  • tomahawk
    man i miss those days, we had fun, worked hard and played hard, had a good time,if a girl was to break up with you another as wantin to go. i dated 7 different girls in high school, we called it going steady[;)][:D][:D][:D]
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  • rustyh
    I don't think I am quite that old.
    Just feel that way......
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  • pickenup
    Had a "58" panel truck, with curtains.
    Nothing but a mattress in back.
    Didn't use drive-ins much.
    I parked most ANYWHERE, given the opportunity. [;)][:p][:p][:p]
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  • zipperzap
    Lots of 'ten inning, midnight baseball' in my old '56 Chevy - but I usually only used to get to 2nd base most of the time!

    At the raunchy Ace Drive In, my buddies and I used to pack the trunk (Chevy's used to have BIG trunks) with gals and smuggle them in!

    ... that couldn't have been forty five years ago ... could it?
    [8D]
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  • tomahawk
    [;)][:D][:D][8D] i had a 53 chevy 1/2 ton pickup, lowered and chopped[8D] with mickey thompsons, 50,s on the rear,60,s on the front, and the interior was crushed velvet, button and tucked[:D]
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  • Jacob2008
    Uh huh.[}:)]
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  • Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
    [;)][:D][:D][8D] i had a 53 chevy 1/2 ton pickup, lowered and chopped[8D] with mickey thompsons, 50,s on the rear,60,s on the front, and the interior was crushed velvet, button and tucked[:D]

    You are telling your poor innocent son about this via a forum board,......I am shocked.
    He will be damaged for life![:D]
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
    [;)][:D][:D][8D] i had a 53 chevy 1/2 ton pickup, lowered and chopped[8D] with mickey thompsons, 50,s on the rear,60,s on the front, and the interior was crushed velvet, button and tucked[:D]

    You are telling your poor innocent son about this via a forum board,......I am shocked.
    He will be damaged for life![:D]
    done heard it.

    I play the field.
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  • tomahawk
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
    [;)][:D][:D][8D] i had a 53 chevy 1/2 ton pickup, lowered and chopped[8D] with mickey thompsons, 50,s on the rear,60,s on the front, and the interior was crushed velvet, button and tucked[:D]

    You are telling your poor innocent son about this via a forum board,......I am shocked.
    He will be damaged for life![:D]



    if he will listen , he will have fun and not get serious until he shopps around and is ready for a family[;)][8D]
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  • oldemagics
    '51 chevy supreme,
    trunk big enough to fit 6-8 for a short distance lol
    back seat bigger than most modern day sofas!
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  • raingauge
    '51 Chevy Supreme, also. Fire engine red, gold interior, 3 on the tree, 235 pick-up engine. Had a genuine coleman cooler to keep "refreshments" cold. Gas was a quarter, made 1.15 an hour.
    Sometimes I miss all that ....
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  • Colt Super
    I miss it, daily.

    Simpler times.

    Doug
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  • Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
    [;)][:D][:D][8D] i had a 53 chevy 1/2 ton pickup, lowered and chopped[8D] with mickey thompsons, 50,s on the rear,60,s on the front, and the interior was crushed velvet, button and tucked[:D]

    You are telling your poor innocent son about this via a forum board,......I am shocked.
    He will be damaged for life![:D]



    if he will listen , he will have fun and not get serious until he shopps around and is ready for a family[;)][8D]

    Could not agree more![;)]
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  • zipperzap
    Yep, Doug - t'was.
    [8D]
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  • remingtonoaks
    what happened to the drive-ins anyway. every night i went to one, i missed a good show. just glad dear ole dad never asked me about the plot! he he
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  • fishkiller41
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    '47 Ford DeLuxe Business Coupe...no back seat, but a nice wide front seat...and the shifter was on the steering column!!

    Had the choice of 4 or 5 local drive ins.

    Doug


    * spelling

    Sure, but you ALL had to share the same girl!!![:D]
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  • tomahawk
    ever hear of a wine spritz with sparklin wine or champain[;)][:D]
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    HEY!!! i remember drive-in movies!!!

    there was one around here back when my brother was still alive. i was only -maybe 6 or 7?!?! we went all the time and my favorite thing to do when we went was go to the concession stand with my dad so i could play Ms. Pacman!

    that was where i had my first stick of licorice gum! GAG! my dad tricked me!!!!!
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  • Jorge
    "I sure remember the night moves..."

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=zN1_3zHjhW8

    [8D]
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  • fishkiller41
    quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
    HEY!!! i remember drive-in movies!!!

    there was one around here back when my brother was still alive. i was only -maybe 6 or 7?!?! we went all the time and my favorite thing to do when we went was go to the concession stand with my dad so i could play Ms. Pacman!

    that was where i had my first stick of licorice gum! GAG! my dad tricked me!!!!!


    MY LORD!! You're still an adolescent!!! I was 20 when Pack-Man Came-out!! And i'm only 46!
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  • River Rat
    The ULTIMATE nostalgia, of course, is recalling that you could buy guns in department stores (Ted Williams, etc.), auto parts stores (I have a Grand Auto shotgun), etc. And the pre-68 mail order was unbelievable. And ammo at nearly every gas station or hardware store. I miss THAT for sure.
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