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I came across this and I couldnt stop laughing cause when I seen it, I thought of so many in GB....it reminds me of the men in here....
And I know I am going to get shot for this...*LOL
I am only teasing guys, no need to get your shorts in a twist...[}:)]
And I know I am going to get shot for this...*LOL
I am only teasing guys, no need to get your shorts in a twist...[}:)]
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A man staggered home late after another evening with his
drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he
tiptoed
as
quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs
bedroom,
but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway.
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around
and
he
landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
broke
and
made the landing especially painful. Managing to suppress a
yelp, the man sprung up, pulled down his pants, and examined his
lacerated
and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then
managed
to find
a large full box of Band-Aids before proceeding to place a patch as
best
hecould on each place he saw blood. After hiding the now almost
empty
box, he
managed to shuffle and stumble his way to bed.
In the morning, the man awoke with searing pain in head and butt and
his
wife staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk
again
last night."
Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and
replied,
"Now, hon, why would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," she said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the
broken
glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood
trailing
through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but,
mostly....it's
all
those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!"
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When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing?
ATF,Eagle Guns0 -
Can't hold my breath that long![8D][}:)][8D] 0 -
I think that was me! I'm geting good at holding it in. 0 -
lol. 0 -
It wasn't me, she would have stopped if it was....... 0 -
I'm with you stub...I would have passed out from holding it that long 0 -
Funny BR!!!!![:D][:D] Just turned 50 and my 6 pack turned into a half-rack[:p] 0 -
I would say YES!! to both 0 -
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i didnt see anything funny just some bouncing *&^& 0 -
Maybe he's farting? I know I would be...those beach floozies always fail the springtime fresh test. Always. 0 -
I so fat now that I couldn't pull my gut any where in that far. 0 -
Six pack is long gone.
Now I got the keg![:D]0 -
Why hide it, just let them know that you can still see your ______~ 0 -
Nah. I still have hair on my head. 0 -
not that way yet,but if i dont get better and back to work i may look like that[:o)][:o)] 0 -
yes......that is my "smokin' hot" wife 0 -
I like them when they don't bounce. Big floppy fat filled fun bags have no place on the beach. 0 -
I'd like to rip that bikini off with my teeth. 0 -
Allen did you see that mass rolling up and down? A man could be seriously injured under there. Mammeoplasty reduction surgery is deperately needed! 0
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