Got the wife mad.
Well folks I got the wife mad at me today. It was a simple thing.
This is how it happened.
I went to the bathroom. Spent enough time in it to read the jokes in a Readers Digest. Well when I came out I said in a real loud voice that,so the wife would hear me in the next room., " I must be a God or a Demon, because THAT could not have come from a human." How was I supposed to know two ladies from the church had stopped by to visit. OOPS. You should have seen the looks on their faces. Now the wife started making excuses for how rude and stupid I was, I just went back to watching TV. Not like I could undo what I said. Me, I thought it was funny, the wife she did not.
Well I don't take things to serious so why should those around me.
This is how it happened.
I went to the bathroom. Spent enough time in it to read the jokes in a Readers Digest. Well when I came out I said in a real loud voice that,so the wife would hear me in the next room., " I must be a God or a Demon, because THAT could not have come from a human." How was I supposed to know two ladies from the church had stopped by to visit. OOPS. You should have seen the looks on their faces. Now the wife started making excuses for how rude and stupid I was, I just went back to watching TV. Not like I could undo what I said. Me, I thought it was funny, the wife she did not.
Well I don't take things to serious so why should those around me.
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Tell her the ladies from the church probably got a good laugh out of it, as dis you, so she's only hurting herself by not having a sence of humor about a joke. 0 -
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If one of those church ladies was Dana Carvey, it would have been totally different. 0 -
I hope you have done something else that people associate you with in your church........otherwise you are now marked by your memorable actions..... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by rustyh
I hope you have done something else that people associate you with in your church........otherwise you are now marked by your memorable actions.....
[8D] I have but it is all bad also. [:o)]0 -
poop happens. And also, that's funny. If she, or, the ladies from church can't see the humor in it then they are missing out on alot from life. 0 -
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That's even more embarassing that my fu.lol
I had a knife shop (attached to the house) and was getting ready to
electro/chemical etch a design on the blade. Part of the process
requires some making, and the best way i've found to do that is with
fingernail polish, I came busting in the house saying "anyone seen
my fingernail polish" ...and had several visitors sitting there.[:0][:I]0 -
Don't sweat it Dave! If they can't take a fook, Joke'em!! 0 -
Had to laugh! [:D][:D]
My former MIL was showing a bunch of church ladies her new house. When she got to the downstairs bathroom she swang the door open and said " and this is my half bath" The old man was perched on the throne! The whole family got mad at me cause I thought it was funny.
Oh well they were a strange bunch anyway.
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That is funny! [:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Some people are just to stuffy to see the humor in stuff.[:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
not sure I needed to know it either!!! 0 -
Don't feel too bad...I am sure you are not the first to "open mouth and insert foot."[:D][^][:D] 0 -
That's PRICELESS.
Don't worry about the wife. It's their JOB to tell us how "un-funny" we are. [:D]0 -
Damn the bad luck if they can't take a joke[:D][}:)] 0 -
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just like what you did on the throne, it will pass. :-) 0
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