Tom Brady and "Bootgate"

I would love to see the Pats bring Tom Brady to practice in a hospital bed complete with leg in traction, one of those body casts with the arm jutting out and IV's....as a spoof. But no we can't cause our society is too anal to have any fun anymore. I remember an april fools day joke played by a major league baseball team saying they had a new pitcher they were talking to that threw well over a hundred. Sports Illustrated even got in with a ficticious article. Now if the bitch or the Muslim get elected it'll get even worse. Right now, pathetic as times are will be considered the good ole daze.