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  • woodshermit
    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful'.

    Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies ,'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

    Vote carefully this year.
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  • woodshermit
    The Haircut

    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
    After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
    replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
    community service this week."

    The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the
    barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is
    a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him
    at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries
    to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot
    accept money from you. I'm doing community service
    this week."

    The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning
    when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you'
    card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later that day, a college professor comes in for a
    haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber
    again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
    doing community service this week."

    The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The
    next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is
    a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such
    as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More
    Successful.

    Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill

    the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
    service this week." The Congressman is very happy
    and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes
    to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up
    waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference

    between the citizens of our country and the
    members of our Congress.
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  • savage170
    so true[:D]
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  • B_Mc
    [:D][:D][:D]
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