New Boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, live in Arkansas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife `Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looks him over, `Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time `Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looks up and says, `Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?
`Nope' she replies.
`IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!' Bert yells.
To which Margaret replies."Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife `Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looks him over, `Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time `Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looks up and says, `Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?
`Nope' she replies.
`IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!' Bert yells.
To which Margaret replies."Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
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I just got a new pair of boots, from sportsman guide.
the are very comfortable, easy to get on and off, zipper
on the side, and water proof, only 39.000 -
[xx(]Anybody else have to wear clodhoppers like this?
starting April 1st. we have to wear metguard boots at work
the first pair I ordered, I had to send back ( too small)
then they said the new ones would not leave the factory
untill April 25, so I had to get somthing else right now.
They seem to weigh about 40 lbs. each, but they say if
we don't have them on 4/1/2011, don't come to work.[xx(]
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Ive bought stuff there,and CTDirt also Cabelas when i have the green. 0 -
I bought a pair of elk-hunter boots by danner at cabelas back in 93 cost me $250.00 best boots iv ever bought for hunting, and im not a rich man.just wanted something to last me and keep my feet warm and dry, nothing wrong for looking for bargins, i do the same thing. 0
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