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read about Neitzsche. I remind you of Neitzsche in his later years don't I. too polemical for your tastes. but he was decades ahead of his time. and he was brilliant.
ha. haahahaha. I don't care.
the secrets of the universe are mine! you are too blind to see them and I wield them with impunity.
bow before me!0 -
A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied, "Get your own blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.0 -
Noboma nobamo no! 
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I am the only one on gunbroker forums! HAHAHA! I rule all that i survey! This board is mine at last! 0 -
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AAAHHHH. Some one foiled my evil plan! You sir, are now my sworn enemy. [:D] 0 -
No, I don't think so either. 0 -
are you two working together? 0 -
ALWAYS check your flanks! 0 -
Neither of you guys are showing up on my many security cameras. You must be using a cloaking device. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
Neither of you guys are showing up on my many security cameras. You must be using a cloaking device.
I spray painted my monitor flat black, and installed silencers on my keyboard.0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcinffxva
quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
Neither of you guys are showing up on my many security cameras. You must be using a cloaking device.
I spray painted my monitor flat black, and installed silencers on my keyboard.
AHA! As long as i stay away from Fairfax, VA, i should be okay. Where is thesneakyrussian? Im sure hes out there some where, just biding his time, Until he can install his very own Communist Republic!0 -
And just to really keep you guessing....I moved to Arlington [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dcinffxva
And just to really keep you guessing....I moved to Arlington [:D]
Or your just saying that, to throw me off the trail. Ive got your angle!0 -
ahhh...i`m wearing my tin foil hat, thats why you dont know i`m here, ha ha ha ha ha ([}:)]laugh) 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dan kelly
ahhh...i`m wearing my tin foil hat, thats why you dont know i`m here, ha ha ha ha ha ([}:)]laugh)
Look here dan, me and you need to form some kind of intercontinental partnership here, ive already got all the whackos in the US, i dont need any Aussie whackos trying to kill me in the middle of the night with a spork. So can we come to some kind of treaty?0 -
yeah..but if you start running out of whocko`s and anti guners there just let me know...you can have a few thousand of ours whenever you need `em...they`re trying to stop the duck season here in tasmania now, they reckon there isnt enough water for them to breed because of the drought...everywhere i`ve looked the last couple of months i see ducks everywhere...tasmania and vivtoria and the northern territory are the only places where we can shoot ducks now...damned greens are getting everything stopped...if theres no hunting, we got no "valid excuse" to want guns so the government will take them. it makes me want to either go crazy or cry, dont know which. 0 -
Is there anything stopping you from coming to the states? 0 -
DOn't let me bother your plan to take over the board. I'm just passing through. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
DOn't let me bother your plan to take over the board. I'm just passing through.
You may pass safely through all the boards.0 -
in `96 when the guns bans happened here i was working here with some people from baton rouge who were here for a shutdown on anacid plant...they could see how mad and upset i was about the laws, and they liked the way i worked and they offered me a job...i was real tempted, the only thing that stopped me was that i would have been taking a job off an american...so i thanked them and turned them down...i know one job going to a foreigner would`nt have hurt the U.S. economy but if every foreigner there had the same attitude as me the U.S. economy would be a lot healthier...my friends still come here every 18 months or so and we have a bit of fun...i take them wallaby shooting...in the daytime we put doga into the scrub to chase them out and we stand around with shotguns and shoot the wallabys and in the night we drive around the paddocks and use spotlights, thats legal here with a special crop protection permit that farmers get, they just put your name on it ...wallabys are a pest here..where i mostly go you can shoot 4 or 500 a night easily. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dan kelly
in `96 when the guns bans happened here i was working here with some people from baton rouge who were here for a shutdown on anacid plant...they could see how mad and upset i was about the laws, and they liked the way i worked and they offered me a job...i was real tempted, the only thing that stopped me was that i would have been taking a job off an american...so i thanked them and turned them down...i know one job going to a foreigner would`nt have hurt the U.S. economy but if every foreigner there had the same attitude as me the U.S. economy would be a lot healthier...my friends still come here every 18 months or so and we have a bit of fun...i take them wallaby shooting...in the daytime we put doga into the scrub to chase them out and we stand around with shotguns and shoot the wallabys and in the night we drive around the paddocks and use spotlights, thats legal here with a special crop protection permit that farmers get, they just put your name on it ...wallabys are a pest here..where i mostly go you can shoot 4 or 500 a night easily.
Theres a difference between you and other foreigners, you would have come here to work, pay taxes and enjoy the US, others come here to suckle at the tit of the Mighty US.0 -
yeah, thats true i supose..as i said, i was mighty tempted...they said they would arrange a green card or something like that...i certainly dont feel i owe australia anything now...the government sold us into slavery whenever indonesia decides it wants to invade...they have 1 million men in their army, a lot of cannon fodder but some good quality soldiers too...i know, at one time the government here had me training them...the only threat to australia, and we train their elite troops...our politicians should be hanged for treason...who knows, one day we might get the chance to do it ..i can only hope. ...my friends reckon i`d fit right in there...when we go shooting they reckon i`m a gun shooting redneck fool, just like someone from alabama...i still cant work out if its suposed to be a compliment or an insult though [:)] 0
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