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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck....

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Here's a variation of one that's been around...funny none the less. I guess I am a Redneck.




Are you a Democrat, A Republican, or A Redneck??????

Here is a little test that will help you decide...


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this
send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my
family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such
behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and
try to come to a
consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Republican's Answer:

BANG!!!


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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him,Dad! Can I shoot the next
one?????Huh.....CAN I????'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist.'
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  • diver-rig
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • SuburbanNoize
    Love that! But i am not sure rednecks carry glocks!
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  • jma2006
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  • Hunter Mag
    I'm a republican. Bang, dead no big deal.
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  • Zebra
    (sounds of reloading) [:)]
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  • dkb2003
    Im me...I think the rep dems and all others are going diff ways now. I think that its a time where we are AMERICANS. I think its a time where we just want to live free raise our family and not worry. Shoot our guns, hunt,
    hang with family and friends and not have to be affraid of whats going to happen in 10 yrs...We need some help on making it like it used to be...How do we make it like it used to be
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  • Rebel_James
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    Love that! But i am not sure rednecks carry glocks!


    This one does!!
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  • dan kelly
    i sure as hell`ld be the redneck, and mighty proud of it too[;)]...and my wife would help me load the piece of crap into the back to take to the taxidermist![:D]
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  • fideau
    quote:Originally posted by dan kelly
    i sure as hell`ld be the redneck, and mighty proud of it too[;)]...and my wife would help me load the piece of crap into the back to take to the taxidermist![:D]
    Wouldn't you "tan his hide when he's dead, Fred, and that's it hangin' on the shed?"[;)]
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  • jabronij3
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    I'm a republican. Bang, dead no big deal.

    [:D] DRT dead right there save the ammo [}:)]
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  • blackhawk45
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    Love that! But i am not sure rednecks carry glocks!



    This REDNECK does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    Love that! But i am not sure rednecks carry glocks!
    speak for yourself buddy,..this one does..md23...[;)][:D]...[I'm with you ECC [8D]]..Loko
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  • Daddie_Tom
    [:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D]
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  • Colt Super
    On the clock issue, for a true redneck opinion, check with GRD.

    Doug
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  • dan kelly
    like `em or hate `em, it seems to me that when a war is going on the so called rednecks always seem to be among the first to put their hands up to fight for their country...and the so called "decent" people always seem to stand back and hope like hell that it is over before they have to go and fight.
    ...theres a lot of good in rednecks to be respected
    people can learn a lot from all us so called rednecks[:)]

    but that is just my opinion of course[;)][}:)]
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