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What are your favorite euphemisms ??

Colt Super
Drunk :

Blasted, plowed, blitzed, crocked...

Yours??

Doug
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  • HandgunHTR52
    ripped when talking with my buddies here.

    pizzed when talking with my mates across the pond.
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  • FrancF
    EEEEneebrATTTed[:D]
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  • LOKO383
    hammered..wicked good..sic..plowed..[:D]..Loko
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  • bamafan
    Toasted. Foul.
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  • tomahawk
    poop faced or azz full[:D]
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  • jimdeere
    Otis the town drunk on Andy Griffith was know to "have a snoot full".
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  • fishmasty
    swilled up, hammered, "Gang Nailed", Blasted,
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  • SuburbanNoize
    I always like ripped
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  • 50-70RB
    "Under the alcafluence of inkohol"


    and




    "Ya ain't drunk 'less ya shicherself...I only been drunk once".....
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  • MVP
    Uberly inebriated
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  • jimdeere
    I once got arrested for drunk walking, attempted crawling. I was coming home from a bar where I had been dancing, and somebody stepped on my hand.
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  • bpost
    Drunk as a skunk.
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  • dan kelly
    pis@#d as a parrot
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  • William81
    Trashed
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  • rja72
    Puking: callin up chuck on the big white phone. Driving the porceline bus. Zooking.

    Drunker than 600 indians. not sure where I picked that up, but have heard others say it too.
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  • dcon12
    Where is Cooter Brown when you need him, and just who was Cooter Brown anyway. Don
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  • ripley16
    My favorite euphemism is Democrat. I use it instead of;

    moron
    American hater
    souless tax leech
    ignorant voter
    sore loser
    etc...
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  • Idahobound
    Tore up from the floor up
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  • Cubslover
    Smoked.

    I use for everything.

    I smoked that Coyote or man I'm smoked.
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  • spryor
    One Dad always used alot was "Three sheets to the wind".(?)
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  • dan kelly
    sober as a judge
    flat out like a lizard drinkin`
    as slow as a wet week
    slow as a morphine addict
    fast as lightning
    dry as a bone


    ...more when i think of `em
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  • David Nunn
    Knee-walking, or knee-wobbling drunk.

    Snot-slinging drunk.

    "She was a revolving drunk, Your Honor."

    "A revolving drunk?"

    "Yessir. Any way you turn her, she was drunk."

    (Actual testimony in an municipal court in Arkansas.)
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  • Sav99
    Blahto = boozed up.
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  • kimberkid
    When in doubt ... buy it!


    .
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  • 1911a1-fan
    whiskey d!@k
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  • dan kelly
    you look like a stunned mullet
    if you was driving any slower you would be parked
    as dead as a dodo
    as dead as a doornail
    as pretty as sin
    as full as a boot
    9 sheets to the wind

    ..more when i think of `em
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  • bull300wsm
    Drinker than a waltzing pissant...[:0][8D]
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  • dan kelly
    as drunk as a lord (english saying)
    as dead as a dogs dinner
    he`s as crooked as a dogs hind leg
    as crook (sick) as a dog...australian saying
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