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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know whena woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." .
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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  • jwb267
    LOL [:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D]
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  • godalejr
    [:)][:)][:)]
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    [:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!]
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  • Sig220_Ruger77
    [:D]

    Jon
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  • Dakota308
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing
    [:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!]



    the one in the middle looks to be more pissed off then the rest[:D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • dan kelly
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D], but you sure gonna cop it from every woman who reads it!
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