Ol Spot....
BAPTIST DINNER FOR EIGHT
A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist
Church
wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and
play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.
When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts - Janet
wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have
mushroom-smothered steak, but, mushrooms are expensive. She
then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too high."
He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick
some
of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."
She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."
He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they' re
OK."
So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch,
washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak. Then
she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot's (the yard
dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning
long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't
seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.
The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper
lady from town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and
a fancy little cap on her head.
After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and
played Phase 10 and Mexican train dominoes. About then, the
helper lady from town, came in and whispered in Janet's ear,
"Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died"
Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down,
she
called the doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care
of
it. I will call for an ambu lance and I will be there as quick
as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out
everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them
calm."
Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming
down the road. The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases,
syringes, and a stomach pump. One by one, they took each
person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out
their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor
came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now." Then
he left
They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living
room, and about this time, the helper lady came in and said,
"You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even
stopped!"[:0][:D][8D]
A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist
Church
wanted to get together on a regular basis to socialize, and
play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.
When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts - Janet
wanted to outdo all the others. Janet decided to have
mushroom-smothered steak, but, mushrooms are expensive. She
then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too high."
He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick
some
of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."
She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."
He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they' re
OK."
So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch,
washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak. Then
she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot's (the yard
dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning
long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't
seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.
The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper
lady from town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and
a fancy little cap on her head.
After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and
played Phase 10 and Mexican train dominoes. About then, the
helper lady from town, came in and whispered in Janet's ear,
"Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died"
Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down,
she
called the doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care
of
it. I will call for an ambu lance and I will be there as quick
as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out
everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them
calm."
Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming
down the road. The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases,
syringes, and a stomach pump. One by one, they took each
person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out
their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor
came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now." Then
he left
They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living
room, and about this time, the helper lady came in and said,
"You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even
stopped!"[:0][:D][8D]
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That's funny, bull, but everyone knows that Baptists can't afford steak.[8D] 0 -
ha ha ha ha ....[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]..ha ha ha ha ...i got to stop reading these jokes!!1..i`m in pain here!! ha ha ha ha ...it`s killing me,,, i got to go and take another pill[xx(] 0
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