Southern Baptist bra

tazzer

January 12, 2008 08:00

A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy's in New York City.He tells the sales lady, 'I would like a Southern Baptist bra for mywife, size 34B.' With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, 'What kindof bra?' He repeats, 'A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell youthat she wanted a Southern Baptist bra, and that you would knowwhat she wanted.' 'Oh, yes, now I understand,' says the sales lady. 'We don't get asmany requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers latelywant the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterianbra.' Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, 'So, what are the differences?' The sales lady responds. 'It's really quite simple. The Catholic brasupports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, andthe Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.' He muses on that information for a minute and says, 'Hmm. I know I'llregret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?' 'Ah,' she replied, 'the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills.'

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  savage170

  January 12, 2008 08:03

  [:D][:D]

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  ladams

  January 12, 2008 08:04

  nice

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  dan kelly

  January 12, 2008 12:12

  [:D][:D][:D]

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