If a woman farts and you're not around . . .
If a woman farts and you're not around, does it make a sound? Kind of like the tree falling in the forest and no one is around question. Now I know the answer![^]
I'm home today because I've got to go for a follow up visit with the doctor. Sandy thought I was at work. I'm sitting in the office, and I hear a BIG clap of thunder in the bathroom![:0]
I yell out, "I heard that."[xx(]
She yells back, "I thought you were at work."[:I]
So, yes, If a woman farts and she THINKS no one's around to hear it, it makes a BUNCH of noise![}:)]
I'm home today because I've got to go for a follow up visit with the doctor. Sandy thought I was at work. I'm sitting in the office, and I hear a BIG clap of thunder in the bathroom![:0]
I yell out, "I heard that."[xx(]
She yells back, "I thought you were at work."[:I]
So, yes, If a woman farts and she THINKS no one's around to hear it, it makes a BUNCH of noise![}:)]
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She is going to be so thrilled with this thread... 0 -
My day is so much richer for this nugget of information! [:0] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
She is going to be so thrilled with this thread...
Believe me, I'm dead, I just don't know it yet![:D]0 -
something like a reverbarator(spelling?)[:0][:0][:o)] 0 -
[8] i'll be sure to check that one off of my "life's mysterys" list[:D] 0 -
Well i have learned something today. Thanks a TON for that info.[;)] 0 -
I beleive your days are numbered[:D] 0 -
Women don't FART - They POOT. Get that terminology correct. Can be just as loud and smell as bad as a fart too. 0 -
Rule #1, NEVER acknowledge a woman's fart.
It is what you call a lose-lose situation.0 -
Danny, according to Beth women don fart. They "fluffy" , the word fart is for men only.. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
If a woman farts and you're not around, does it make a sound? Kind of like the tree falling in the forest and no one is around question. Now I know the answer![^]
I'm home today because I've got to go for a follow up visit with the doctor. Sandy thought I was at work. I'm sitting in the office, and I hear a BIG clap of thunder in the bathroom![:0]
I yell out, "I heard that."[xx(]
She yells back, "I thought you were at work."[:I]
So, yes, If a woman farts and she THINKS no one's around to hear it, it makes a BUNCH of noise![}:)]
OK D. uh you are welcome at my house 'cause I know you are not welcome there.0 -
she reads this thread...you go on a diet..no supper tonite......i like fluffy or flufffffffffffffffffffffy 0 -
Heff,
When my wife lets one slip, I allways ask if she needs to wipe.
I think that embarasses her more that pointing out said fart.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Trader Dave
Women don't FART - They POOT. Get that terminology correct. Can be just as loud and smell as bad as a fart too.
quote:Originally posted by Classic095
Danny, according to Beth women don fart. They "fluffy" , the word fart is for men only..
Gentlemen, that was the loudest "poot" or "fluffy" there ever was![:0]
And yes, I'm a dead man walking![}:)]0 -
Women Don't Fart.
Women Dont Belch.
Women Don't Sweat.
Therefore, Women Must Bitch or they will explode.
Or so goes the old chestnut.0 -
women don't poot, they don't puffy, THEY SHEET, and ocasionally burn your lungs 
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ahh, the good old fart theory..do women fart?...they sure do if you push on their tummy!![:D][:D][:D]my wife hates it when i do that to her[}:)][}:)]but its worth it...i need a good laugh every now and then![:D][:D][:D] 0
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