The Vegetable Garden
A man in a quite little neighborhood always grew a garden and had quite the reputation for his vegetables.
His young, voluptious, blond neighbor lady came over to him one day while he was tending the garden and asked, "Would you please tell me how you get your tomatoes so bright red? I just can't seem to get mine to grow as beautiful as yours."
"Well," he said, "every morning and every evening I come outside in the nude to the garden. They blush so much they stay a constant bright red. You might want to try it." For the next month, the man enjoyed the sight of his beautiful neighbor strolling around her garden in the nude.
Finally, one day he asked her. "So, how are your tomatoes doing?" She replied, "Well, I haven't noticed any changes in the tomatoes but my cucumbers are the largest and firmest cucumbers I have ever seen!!"
His young, voluptious, blond neighbor lady came over to him one day while he was tending the garden and asked, "Would you please tell me how you get your tomatoes so bright red? I just can't seem to get mine to grow as beautiful as yours."
"Well," he said, "every morning and every evening I come outside in the nude to the garden. They blush so much they stay a constant bright red. You might want to try it." For the next month, the man enjoyed the sight of his beautiful neighbor strolling around her garden in the nude.
Finally, one day he asked her. "So, how are your tomatoes doing?" She replied, "Well, I haven't noticed any changes in the tomatoes but my cucumbers are the largest and firmest cucumbers I have ever seen!!"
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