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Superbowl Snaps...

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England
Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Patriots fans
too. Not really knowing what a Patriots fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Kelly has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a
Patriots fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher," What are you?"
"I'm a New York Giants fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Giants fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Giants fans, so I'm a Giants fan too," she
responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your
dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Kelly smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Patriots fan."
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  • savage170
    [:D]
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  • USMChuck
    every one hates the best, because they cant be the best. I dont blame you guys, I hate them too now.
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  • dan kelly
    that was a good one kevin...i`ll have to change the names of the teams to relkevant aussie football teams and stir the possum with it here!hahaha! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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