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Txs
A little while ago I looked out and saw a standard issue Angus cow and a VERY large bull wandering around in my front yard. I'm talking about one of those big sack dragging types. Not that I have any extensive landscaping, but the hooves of even an average size cow will crater up a yard pretty bad and I am the yard crew. He had to go now.

I inspired the cow to leave with a little arm waving and yelling, but not him. I then learned something. A large bull won't even notice if you put sustained full-auto fire with an Airsoft M16 directly on his 'nads from 30 ft.
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  • Old-Colts
    Hopefully I'll never have to draw from this tidbit of information, but good information none the less![:0]
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  • spryor
    I know that a bb from the old single cock Daisys will get their attention..[;)]
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  • Ramtinxxl
    quote:Originally posted by Txs
    A little while ago I looked out and saw a standard issue Angus cow and a VERY large bull wandering around in my front yard. I'm talking about one of those big sack dragging types. Not that I have any extensive landscaping, but the hooves of even an average size cow will crater up a yard pretty bad and I am the yard crew. He had to go now.

    I inspired the cow to leave with a little arm waving and yelling, but not him. I then learned something. A large bull won't even notice if you put sustained full-auto fire with an Airsoft M16 directly on his 'nads from 30 ft.


    Your mistake noted above.
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  • spurgemastur
    lmao. nice mental picture.
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  • soop
    Yes it will.I learned that the first day I had my daisy bb gun.
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  • Sav99
    Don't know much about bulls, but it sure would have gotten my attention.
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  • Mossbergboogie
    Yeap air rifle does the trick you have to aim right for the NUT.
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by soopershot
    Yes it will.I learned that the first day I had my daisy bb gun.
    As i'm sure most rural kids with a Daisy have learned.[;)]

    A few years ago at a family reunion a group of us cousins were
    telling stories of summers spent at the Grandparents house/farm. I
    believe every one of us had killed one of their chickens with an old
    Daisy,and thought no one knew..[:D]
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  • JamesRK
    I'll try to keep that in mind. Glad you didn't piss him off. rofl.gif
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  • David Nunn
    .22 rat shot from about 10 feet will get a bovine's attention. [8D]
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  • 11b6r
    12 guage double-ought dried peas. Works.
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  • jimdeere
    Call the owner and tell him that you have some Japanese yew in your yard and the bull is munching on them. He'll be coming to get him right away. In England, churches plant yew in the church yard for this reason. The cattlemen make darn sure that their cows do not go there. Ask cowdoc what yew will do to a bovine.

    edit: This is not a religous post!
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  • dan kelly
    ha ha ha , this has brought back some memories[:)]..shooting at a running rabbitt with a 12g and hitting a bee hive gets their attention and quick too!!..it also amazes you how fast you can run as well!1[B)]
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  • grumpygy
    Know for a fact that a wrist rocket with a large Ball Bearing in the sack will get his attention. But the dent in my yard from the backflip is still there.[^]
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  • redneckandy
    That Japanese yew will will kill about anything that eats it
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