Preacher and his son.......joke
I'm sure this has been posted before , but I still get a laugh at it[8D]
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time
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>> > boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.
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>> > Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to
>> > do,
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>> > and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
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>> > One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to
>> > try
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>> > an experiment.
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>> > He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four
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>> > objects:
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>> > a Bible,
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>> > a silver dollar,
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>> > a bottle of whisky
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>> > and a Playboy magazine
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>> > 'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself,
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>> > 'when he comes home from school this afternoon,I'll see which
>> > object he
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>> > picks up.
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>> > If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me and what a
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>> > blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to
>> > be a
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>> > businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the
>> > bottle,
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>> > he's going to be a no-good drunkard,and, Lord, what a shame that
>> > would be.
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>> > And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a
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>> > skirt-chasin' bum.'
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>> > The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as
>> > he
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>> > entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
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>> > The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the
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>> > room he spotted the objects on the table.
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>> > With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
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>> > Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
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>> > He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket.
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>> > He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this
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>> > month's Centerfold.
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>> > 'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered, 'He's
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>> > gonna run for Congress!'
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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time
>> > the
>> >
>> > boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.
>> >
>> >
>> > Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to
>> > do,
>> >
>> > and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
>> >
>> >
>> > One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to
>> > try
>> >
>> > an experiment.
>> >
>> >
>> > He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four
>> >
>> > objects:
>> >
>> >
>> > a Bible,
>> >
>> > a silver dollar,
>> >
>> > a bottle of whisky
>> >
>> > and a Playboy magazine
>> >
>> >
>> > 'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself,
>> >
>> > 'when he comes home from school this afternoon,I'll see which
>> > object he
>> >
>> > picks up.
>> >
>> >
>> > If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me and what a
>> >
>> > blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to
>> > be a
>> >
>> > businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the
>> > bottle,
>> >
>> > he's going to be a no-good drunkard,and, Lord, what a shame that
>> > would be.
>> >
>> > And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a
>> >
>> > skirt-chasin' bum.'
>> >
>> >
>> > The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as
>> > he
>> >
>> > entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
>> >
>> >
>> > The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the
>> >
>> > room he spotted the objects on the table.
>> >
>> >
>> > With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
>> >
>> >
>> > Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
>> >
>> >
>> > He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket.
>> >
>> >
>> > He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this
>> >
>> > month's Centerfold.
>> >
>> >
>> > 'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered, 'He's
>> >
>> > gonna run for Congress!'
>> >
>> >
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[:D]hahahaha[:D][:D] 0 -
good one [:D][:D] 0 -
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Seeing as how I'm a preacher....AND have a 14-year old son....I found that absolutely HILARIOUS! [:D] 0 -
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