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kissgoodnight
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled,
"We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, It's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said
up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!" "Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
"No, Honey, It's because you're 24."
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  • spryor
    I feel cheated!! I was married to a blonde for 20yrs, but SHE didn't
    have 36Cs!!![:0][:(]
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  • CHEVELLE427
    [:D]
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  • Zebra
    ouch [:)][:p]
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  • dan kelly
    now thats a good one!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • leftytwoguns
    Not bad, 36c's sounds like fun tonight.
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  • leadburner
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • mond
    10/10 [:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D]
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