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Phony werewolf/vampire combination charged ...

zipperzap
With Sex Assault!

Must have been a bad winter in Pennsylvania, this winter!
[:D]

A Pennsylvania man picked up for sexual assault tried to convince his teen victim and police that he was a supernatural werewolf/vampire combination, police told the Allentown Morning Call.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330325,00.html
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  • fishermanben
    "He showed me his canine teeth," Joos told the Morning Call. "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."

    What a silly statement.

    Ben
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  • 375H&H
    WOW , that goof balls only about 20 miles from my home town [V]
    All the Squirrels ain't in the woods [V]
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  • Pa.Bill
    We sure have some strange people here in Pa.[B)]
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  • SuburbanNoize
    quote:Originally posted by Pa.Bill
    We sure have some strange people here in Pa.[B)]


    And hes not even one of the PA Dutch!

    I always though it was neat seeing the Amish people driving in wagons in PA. Ever go to the boothwyn farmers market?
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  • zipperzap
    quote:375H&H:

    All the Squirrels ain't in the woods

    ... or in California, either!

    ... although I'm from Pennsylvania ... escaped when I was eight!
    [:D]
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  • givette
    Does a rabbit/rat/squirrel/woodchuck have canines?
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  • fishermanben
    quote:Originally posted by givette
    Does a rabbit/rat/squirrel/woodchuck have canines?


    no, neither does a whale.

    Ben
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  • cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by givette
    Does a rabbit/rat/squirrel/woodchuck have canines?

    how about a man/bear/pig? or a duck/snake/horse?
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