The Nun at hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping
with music and loud conversation, and every once in a
while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would
erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went
dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May
I please use therestroom?'
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn
you that there is a statue of a naked man in there
wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case I'll just look the other
way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of
the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a
loud round of applause.
She went to the! bart end er and said, 'Sir, I
don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went
to the restroom?
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the
bartender.
'Would you like a drink?'
'But, I still don't understand,' said the
puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time
someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights
go out.'
walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping
with music and loud conversation, and every once in a
while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would
erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went
dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May
I please use therestroom?'
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn
you that there is a statue of a naked man in there
wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case I'll just look the other
way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of
the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a
loud round of applause.
She went to the! bart end er and said, 'Sir, I
don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went
to the restroom?
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the
bartender.
'Would you like a drink?'
'But, I still don't understand,' said the
puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time
someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights
go out.'
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[:D]ha ha ha ha ...i dont know where you find them kevin...but i sure do like `em..[:D].keep `em coming 0 -
That's funny, but I thought it was gonna be about Nunn at Hooters.[8D] 0 -
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Thats a old joke, but still funny[:D][:D][:D] 0
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