terrible joke (as in bad taste, not punny)
John receives a phone call. "Hello", he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3
months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the
way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you are a good sport."
credit George Carlin
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3
months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the
way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you are a good sport."
credit George Carlin
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funny and oh so wrong 0 -
she could of said she had HIV and the crabs [xx(] 0
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