Why I like being over 60 ....
More truth than not ...
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you????"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list .
BECAUSE OF ALL THE EMAILS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRINT SIZE, I'VE EDITED THIS WITH BIGGER PRINT!
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you????"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
16. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
17. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
18. You can't remember who sent you this list .
BECAUSE OF ALL THE EMAILS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRINT SIZE, I'VE EDITED THIS WITH BIGGER PRINT!
[:D][:D][:D]
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My 50 would qualify for most all that too.[:(][;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by spryor
My 50 would qualify for most all that too.[:(][;)]
you ain't just whistlin DIXIE by yourself, my friend[;)][V]0 -
join the crowd 0 -
Yep, I understand all of that, and I am "Only" 55. 0 -
Fits me to a tee[8D] 0 -
#19 As I told my boss during my last annual review "I've quit doing
this years ago just to gain valuable experience".
#20 When I board my plane when the anouncement is "anyone that needs
any extra time boarding" - nobody gives me a dirty look.0 -
I like to be the dirty old man. all the females look sooo young. 0 -
#21 Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is to old to fight, he'll just kill you. 0
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